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[DMN in the House]

Fuck Clawson, I wanted Portis. I guess I'll go with door #2.

I'll go with Baltimore's entire offense... I mean...

Willis McGahee, RB, Baltimore Ravens

[gunnar hendershow]

FUCK YOU DMN!! FUCK YOU!

*Puts on Willis McGahee jersey and cries*

At least I didn't pick him in the 1st round. I'm not that much of a homer.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Hooooo shit. On the one hand, there's Ryan Grant. On the other, Maurice Jones-Drew. On one of my legs, Rudi Johnson. Wait a second while I find my coin again...

Here we go. Joining Tawmmy as part of Team Scout Rush is heads, Running Back Maurice Jones-Drew of the Jacksonville Jaguars

[DMN in the House]

Fuck you Be. If he wasn't sharing time with Fred Taylor, and Taylor hadn't have had adamantium implants and was still as fragile as glass, he would have been my pick. As it stood, he was going to be my next pick.

Now I have to see how soon I can draft Darren McFadden without looking like a homer.

[NobBe Nobbs]

Fuck you DMN, you're going to look like a homer no matter what. Nobody could look that repulsive and not be a Raiders fan.

(oh shit did he just yeah he just he went there. I intend this season to be so full of trash talk that TO himself would shake his head and cry himself to sleep. Now why isn't anyone else joining in)?

Edited August 8, 2008 by Tea

[Guest Kou]

DMN you take McFadden next or I kill you.

[gunnar hendershow]

Taking McFadden won't make you look like a homer. I mean, does anyone expect Russell to be airing it out for 4,000 yards this season?

[LL!]

You guys are idiots. They're gonna be looking for people who make good picks.

[y2jerichoholic]

RB Larry Johnson

[gunnar hendershow]

The Rogues Gallery adds to its ranks, WR, Braylon Edwards, Cleveland Browns

Edited August 8, 2008 by damshow

[LL!]

LAST SECOND ROUND PICK: Rudi Johnson, RB, Cincinnati Bengals

First Third Round Pick: Tony Romo, QB, Dallas Cowboys

Edited August 8, 2008 by Crazy HuLLk Hogan

[gunnar hendershow]

Fuck I wanted Romo! Time for plan B.

The Rogues Gallery adds to its ranks, QB, Drew Brees, New Orleans Saints

Edited August 8, 2008 by damshow

[y2jerichoholic]

QB Ben Roethlisberger

[NobBe Nobbs]

I turn to the coin again to tell me who I should pick next. Should it be a second rusher or a new receiver? HMM?

With our third pick, Team Scout Rush pairs the shifty MJD with the exceptionally black Running Back, Ryan Grant of the Green Bay Packers

[LL!]

Ryan Grant is so black he eats stolen fried chicken off the 50 yard line.

[NobBe Nobbs]

He might not actually be black, I can't remember.

[LL!]

He's milk chocolate.

[DMN in the House]

Fuck, I was hoping Johnson would fall.

Plan B, I can't believe he's here, but he is, and you guys are going to HATE my two back attack.

Ronnie Brown, RB, Miami Dolphins

[NobBe Nobbs]

I'll hate it the way I hate seeing pigeons flying into walls - it's so sad but so funny at the same time. Enjoy running into massive linebackers in the backfield with that offensive line, Arby.

[DMN in the House]

Considering the Phins were worse last year than they will be this year and he was leading the league in yards from scrimmage before he got injured... I'll take my chances.