RESULTS: them people with fannies '08

[YI]

Yeah man, just bear with.

[CadeSydal]

I just knew you forgot about it like, however long ago, for awhile. Figured putting it near the top would help you remember

[-A-]

I don't know how much longer I can crack one out to pictures of Vickie Guerrero :/

[YI]

20. SCARLETT JOHANSSON

UNITED STATES

AGE: 24

PLACE LAST TIME: #3

VOTE COUNT: 8 | 7 | 5 | 5 = 100

FAMOUS FOR: Actress come singer.

VERDICT: She's got that 'old school Hollywood starlet' feel, unfortunately, she looks a bit like a vole, which kind of ruins it a bit. I mean, she's still VERY attractive, and if you, like, covered her nose or something she'd be FABULOUS. I'd shag.

19. MARIA KANELLIS

UNITED STATES

AGE: 26

PLACE LAST TIME: #14

VOTE COUNT: 7 | 5 | 5 | 2 | 1 = 100

FAMOUS FOR: WWE Diva.

VERDICT: At least she's dropped a bit. I just don't feel it. I mean, obviously she's fit. But I just don't really get the 'mass love'. I'd shag.

18. RACHEL BILSON

UNITED STATES

AGE: 27

PLACE LAST TIME: #17

VOTE COUNT: 8 | 6 | 5 | 2 | 1 = 110

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, most notably in teen-drama "The OC" as sex-kitten come animal rights activist, "Summer Roberts", now seen making odd appearences in "Chuck" and "Jumper".

VERDICT: YAY!!!! FIIIIIIIIT!!!! The perfect mix of irresistably cute and filthy sex-kitten, that would blow your fucking mind. Would be perfect to take to your parents for dinner, but at the same time would wank you off under the table. I love her so much. I'd shag!!

17. Christina Ricci

UNITED STATES

AGE: 28

PLACE LAST TIME: #17

VOTE COUNT: 10 | 10 | 9 | 5 = 136

FAMOUS FOR: Actress, she was Wednesday in the Addams Family.

VERDICT: MEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! A big giant MEEEHHHHH!!!! Her forehead is HUGE and she's not fit enough to get away with it like Rihanna is. Plus it looks like the rest of her face is squashed. Obviously...I'd shag...but deserves nowhere fucking near here. A typical case of just because she wears revealing clothes doesn't mean she's particularly attractive. Actually, the fact she's this high is a fucking disgrace EWB. I'd shag.

16. Lindsay Lohan

UNITED STATES

AGE: 22

PLACE LAST TIME: #40

VOTE COUNT: 10 | 7 | 6 | 3 | 2 = 140

FAMOUS FOR: Being a child star, come socialite, come lesbian, who occasionally acts and sings whilst being an apparent skanky drugs whore.

VERDICT: I have this 'fantasy' right, which involves taking a line off a birds arse...and her snorting some off my cock...out of anyone on the list, she's the most likely candidate on the list to do this (although Cheryl Cole could have a word with Sarah Harding, I bet she'd love owt like that). I'd shag.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Ugh, the first thing I ever saw Lohan in was the remake of the parent trap.

Ergo to me she'll always look like this:

and I will only remember her as a child, which unlike some of you out there, does nothing for me.

[YI]

Yeah, but I was basically her age when I saw The Parent Trap, so she's aged with me, therefore, I don't give a fuck.

[ROC]

Decent five list. On Maria, the point is easy. Tight clothes + pulsating breasts = wonderfulness. Plus, we have the Playboy shoot, and admittedly, Maria's pretty wonderful in just tight fitting clothes rather than airbrushed naked. But it's nice to have a picture.

Scarlett I can't fucking stand nowadays. I think she's easily one of the most beautiful women in the world, but the thing that annoys me about her is her complete disinterest in EVERYTHING she does. She acts bored in all of her movies, most of them (past Lost in Translation, which might the exception that proves this rule) end up being shit because they need a good female lead performance as a balance. She seems bored with being considered ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE WORLD. She literally seems to care nothing about such an achievement. She even seemed fucking bored when she recorded her mediocre Tom Waits covers album, AND THAT'S SOMETHING SHE WANTED TO DO.

Anyways. Rachel Bilson was my 15 year old fantasy girl, and I shoulder the blame on her and Adam Brody as to why I actually watched season 1 of The O.C. Or at least I use that as an excuse around friends who scoff. >_>

And LiLo looks good some of the time. And Ricci looks good ALL of the time.

EDIT: Also, perfect pics for Scarlett. In all of them, you can see a tinge of boredom...which proves my long pointless rant.

Edited January 4, 2009 by ROC

[METALMAN]

Scarlett Johansson's nose is just fine thankyou. I don't really approve of anyone else on that list except perhaps Rachel Bilson.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I kinda agree with ROC about Johansson. Actually she fits the mould of what I'd normally like but I find her too washed out and listless I think. Not enough oomph about her. She has boredom.

[METALMAN]

I sometimes like boredom.

[King Ellis]

OMG Lindsay Lohan was a kid once so therefore you're all paedos.

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

OMG Lindsay Lohan was a kid once so therefore you're all paedos.

Paedo.

[Toe]

BUT SHE IS A LEZBO NOW!

[syck]

Lohan was kinda hot, but now that she's a crack whore lesbian, I would rather do the bag lady than her.

[Syrjis]

Lohan was kinda hot, but now that she's a crack whore lesbian, I would rather do the bag lady than her.

You mean this Bag Lady?

[syck]

Looks better than Lohan.

[TOG]

I love that all of his comments are like "She's really quite awful to look at. Just really bad. I'm disappointed in you, EWB. I'd shag."

Also, I adore Ricci.

[YI]

Well, to be fair...they're good looking women...but...top 50 women in the world good looking, I dunno...I mean, it'd take something for me not to want to fuck someone, especially someone famous and even just acceptable looking (Like, Ellen Page...as I do think she looks like a little boy lots of the time). I'm critical as I'm rating them on the 'megastar' scale of hotness, but you know, the vast majority of these women are FUCKING BANGING.

Just so you know. My exams for the semester wrap up on Wednesday. I may get another block uploaded before then, but I'm basically focussing solely on revision (like, I'm not even drinking between now or Wednesday............) so if I don't, I'll get one up Wednesday night and it'll be finished by this time next week. Sorry for this taking so long.

Edited January 9, 2009 by YI

[Dynamite]

To be fair, I don't think there's a straight guy in the world who would say no if one of these women offered it to him.

[METALMAN]

I would say no to about half of them.