Looking to kick someone's ass?

[Olive the other Jiberdeer]

Recent-ish rules, please.

[Sousa]

Eh, what the hell, I'm bored.

I'd prefer new rules if at all possible. WWE preferred, TNA in a pinch.

[Twist]

Your mission is you choose to accept it:-

Choose anybody currently in WWE (or rumoured to be coming back) as Jeff Hardy's attacker from the PPV when Edge replaced him (I forget which PPV it was, too many these days).

Write a promo revealing who the attacker is. You may do this however you please, with both guys in the promo or just the one.

Then write the match (can be for the title or not, your choice) which can happen anytime between now and the royal rumble.

Oh, this all occurs after Armageddon. So, from now basically.

[HailtotheYo]

Something simple perhaps ?

Santino's Honk-a-meter was amazing .... So, how's about pushing his run as IC champ all the way to the brink ?

Provide a recap of the weeks leading up to Santino's potential record breaking week as IC champion. During the record breaking week Honky Tonk himself must be involved in the angle. Provide the recap, Honky's involvement, and then the match in which Santino either clinches the longest reign ever or falls JUST short.

[MasterOfPain]

In Summer 2004 Mordecai was set to make his WWE debut at Judgement Day after a series of promos. In real life his stint lasted just a few weeks, but for the purposes of this challenge he'll last for at least the length of one feud. Your job is as follows:

Write Mordecai's debut at Judgement day, he must not be in a match.

Recap Mordecai's feud with a character of your choice (*) - this must include his first match on SmackDown!

Hint at a future feud between Mordecai and a major WWE character with a backstage segment at the GAB.

Write Mordecai vs. Opponent at GAB

* Mordecai's first feud must not be with Hardcore Holly, Eddie Guerrero or The Undertaker.

[Sousa]

In Summer 2004 Mordecai was set to make his WWE debut at Judgement Day after a series of promos. In real life his stint lasted just a few weeks, but for the purposes of this challenge he'll last for at least the length of one feud. Your job is as follows:

Write Mordecai's debut at Judgement day, he must not be in a match.

Recap Mordecai's feud with a character of your choice (*) - this must include his first match on SmackDown!

Hint at a future feud between Mordecai and a major WWE character with a backstage segment at the GAB.

Write Mordecai vs. Opponent at GAB

* Mordecai's first feud must not be with Hardcore Holly, Eddie Guerrero or The Undertaker.

No Mordecai.

In fact nothing before 2006 plz.

[Olive the other Jiberdeer]

Quite.

Either of the other two sets sound good to me.

It's up to you, Sous. You're gonna kill me anyhow...haha

[Sousa]

Of those two, I like HttK's much better, but I'd like to see if anyone else has any suggestions. (Y)

[Olive the other Jiberdeer]

Any other rules?

[Matt]

The Road to Wrestlemania:

Step 1: Pick one of the superstars below to win the Royal Rumble.

Step 2: Recap the Royal Rumble (just the match).

Step 3: Briefly recap the Royal Rumble to No Way Out (300 words-ish)

Step 4: Recap the No Way Out match where the RR winner defends their title shot

Step 5: Briefly recap No Way Out to Wrestlemania (300 words-ish)

Step 6: Write a backstage interview at Wrestlemania with the character

Step 7: Write out the Wrestlemania main event (whether the character won or lost at NWO, they must be in the main event)

The list of characters:

Spoiler: Click here to view

The Miz, The Boogeyman, Evan Bourne, Hornswoggle, Primo, Hurricane Helms, Kung Fu Naki, Scotty Goldman, Festus, Charlie Haas, Mike Knox, Paul Birchall, Shad, Sim Snuka or any woman

[TKz]

Hardy Party 2.0

At Wrestlemania, Matt Hardy returned in the MITB match costing MVP the win. In this scenario, Matt Hardy was the final contestant in the match when Jeff Hardy lost his spot.

Rules:

1) Recap the MITB match.

2) Write out the promo where Matt Hardy cashes in the belt.

3) Recap the lead up to the Pay-Per-View where he will challenge for it.

4) Write out the match, Matt can win or lose.

5) (If Matt Won) Write out his winning promo.

or, Hardy Heel 2.0

1) Recap MITB match.

2) Write the end of the match where Matt cashes in the MITB.

3) Write out the promo explaining why he did it on the next show.

4) Write the begining of his next feud.

[Sousa]

-Matt-/Footjob or HttK. Your call, dawg.