The EWB Movie Cast 2

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

You know the score and it's time to join in.

Who would you cast in the following roles if EWB got to remake this late 20th century beauty.

The Narrator

Tyler Durden

Marla Singer

Bob Paulsen

Richard Chesler

Chloe

Angel Face

Lou

Raymond K. Hessel

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

I have Ruki for Bob but after that I'm struggling a little.

[Ruki]

[Guest Mr. Potato Head]

hof

[Benji]

You know the score and it's time to join in.

Who would you cast in the following roles if EWB got to remake this late 20th century beauty.

The Narrator

Tyler Durden

Marla Singer

Bob Paulsen

Richard Chesler

Chloe

Angel Face

Lou

Raymond K. Hessel

His name is Robert Paulsen.

[NobBe Nobbs]

I don't know about the lesser characters, but we make Potato Head the narrator, Kou Tyler, Marla can be shibbycath and Bob...well, Ruki has to be Bob. Thusly, we have moved Fight Club north of the border, where it shall be renamed "Hockey" in concurrence with the Rodney Dangerfield joke.

[Mr.iMPACT!]

I want Durden Please.

[NobBe Nobbs]

I want Durden Please.

That's not how this works.

Even if it were, no.

[LexChaney]

I'll take Angel Face since I already have hair like that.

The Narrator: RK!

Tyler Durden: DMN

That is all I can think of who I would cast.

[RoyWill Rumble]

Next movie ought to be The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[Gabriel]

Next movie ought to be The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Who around here is gay enough, yet still strikingly awesome and woman pleasing enough to pull of Frank though? I mean, seriously... anybody around here who considers themselves ladies men are far from gay (and usually far from ladies men)... and anybody around here open-minded enough to be a little gay without being completely gay, tends not to be very awesome.

You'd have to find an exact middle ground between say, Katsuya and DMN.

[Ruki]

Sean?

[Mr.iMPACT!]

I want Durden Please.

That's not how this works.

Even if it were, no.

Oh, My bad I didn't read the first post correctly.

[Benji]

Next movie ought to be The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Who around here is gay enough, yet still strikingly awesome and woman pleasing enough to pull of Frank though? I mean, seriously... anybody around here who considers themselves ladies men are far from gay (and usually far from ladies men)... and anybody around here open-minded enough to be a little gay without being completely gay, tends not to be very awesome.

You'd have to find an exact middle ground between say, Katsuya and DMN.

I think I can say, fuck you, in the most loving way possible

Edited March 25, 2009 by Benji

[Gabriel]

Next movie ought to be The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Who around here is gay enough, yet still strikingly awesome and woman pleasing enough to pull of Frank though? I mean, seriously... anybody around here who considers themselves ladies men are far from gay (and usually far from ladies men)... and anybody around here open-minded enough to be a little gay without being completely gay, tends not to be very awesome.

You'd have to find an exact middle ground between say, Katsuya and DMN.

I think I can say, fuck you, in the most loving way possible

It's the same with any sort of production of Rocky Horror though... it's extremely hard to find a good Frank N Furter, because there are so many characteristics that are normally contradictory, but when coming together, work so well to create the character.

If you're picking an actor to play him, it's difficult to find someone with the range.

If you're picking an EWB member to represent him, it's difficult to find someone who represents all of the different spectrums that make up Frank.

[Vendetta]

Next movie ought to be The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Who around here is gay enough, yet still strikingly awesome and woman pleasing enough to pull of Frank though? I mean, seriously... anybody around here who considers themselves ladies men are far from gay (and usually far from ladies men)... and anybody around here open-minded enough to be a little gay without being completely gay, tends not to be very awesome.

You'd have to find an exact middle ground between say, Katsuya and DMN.

Sousa

[TKz]

Next movie ought to be The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Who around here is gay enough, yet still strikingly awesome and woman pleasing enough to pull of Frank though? I mean, seriously... anybody around here who considers themselves ladies men are far from gay (and usually far from ladies men)... and anybody around here open-minded enough to be a little gay without being completely gay, tends not to be very awesome.

You'd have to find an exact middle ground between say, Katsuya and DMN.

Sousa

After his fantastic performance as Kefka, I'm inclined to agree.

... Uh, I mean, shut up Vendetta.

[Mick]

I want Durden Please.

That's not how this works.

Even if it were, no.

Oh, My bad I didn't read the first post correctly.

You can be Chloe.

[Zaz]

I want Durden Please.