Trying to count MC's in this place to be.

[K]

Not five, not four, not two, just three.

[Krazy_K]

We're gonna rock this motherfucker like three the hard way. Three the hard way. Three the hard way.

[Cactus Drags]

Good song, but what the fuck is 3 the hard way?

[thatshortguy]

Roundhouse kick the mic out yo hand.

Drunken mantis, my name brand.

So if you're slick with the tricks and the slight of hand,

I'm hip to the shit that you're trying to scam.

Nip-nop, I got shit to pop,

I'm an exceptional professional that just don't stop.

So pack up your bag and your mic and don't wait,

E.T., phone home, now get the fuck out my face.

You know we shake'em, bake'em then we take'em.

Treat MCs like leaves; go out and rake'em.

If you sell our CDs on Canal before we make'em,

Then we will have no alternative but to bitch

'bout how we can't afford the meal at Steak'em.

(really, I love the Beasties, I really do, but those last lines just kill me.

Also, moved to Entertainment. SHO YA LOVE FOR DA BEASTIES!)

Edited August 13, 2004 by The Midget

[K]

Close but no cigar.

Sell our CDs on Canal before we make'em,

We'll serve you on a platter like Steak'em.

Edit: Steak, not stake

Edited August 13, 2004 by Iwc

[thatshortguy]

Close but no cigar.

Sell our CDs on Canal before we make'em,

We'll serve you on a platter like Steak'em.

Edit: Steak, not stake

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Keith...bro...that was on purpose =P

[Krazy_K]

I love Crawl Space. That songs rocks hard.

[K]

Close but no cigar.

Sell our CDs on Canal before we make'em,

We'll serve you on a platter like Steak'em.

Edit: Steak, not stake

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Keith...bro...that was on purpose =P

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Read it twice. Makes sense now.

Kerazy Midget, trying to take advantage of me in my tired state. Damn midgets, always trying to get the better of me.

Especially those ones under the bridge, with the pots of gold and the billy goats.

On my to-do list today, is turn the party out.

[Heel Turn]

I finally decided that Rhyme the Rhyme Well is the best song off of TTFB.

"Oh, you didn't know? I got the flow. I can sing, rap, dance in just one show."

Also, how much ass does the Just Blaze remix of Ch-Check It Out kick? It blows the original version out of the water.

[Krazy_K]

On a side note.

Static-X > Beastie Boys

[thatshortguy]

On a side note.

Static-X > Beastie Boys

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DON'T KILL THE BOY!!! SPARE HIM THY BARBS!!!!

As EWB's residential Static-X mark, I hereby strike Krazy's statement from the record, on the grounds that I'm in too good a mood to retort to the millions.....

.....ha, gotcha...

....of replies that this will lead to. So this never happened, and we now return you to your regularly scheduled post-gramming.

[Krazy_K]

On a side note.

Static-X > Beastie Boys

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DON'T KILL THE BOY!!! SPARE HIM THY BARBS!!!!

As EWB's residential Static-X mark, I hereby strike Krazy's statement from the record, on the grounds that I'm in too good a mood to retort to the millions.....

.....ha, gotcha...

....of replies that this will lead to. So this never happened, and we now return you to your regularly scheduled post-gramming.

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[Heel Turn]

On a side note.

Static-X > Beastie Boys

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[Krazy_K]

On a side note.

Static-X > Beastie Boys

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Static-X? Are you high? They're nothing, whereas the Beastie Boys are like the Beatles of our generation. There's no comparison between the two. Beasties = legends, Static-X = crap.

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[thatshortguy]

Static-X?  Are you high?  They're nothing, whereas the Beastie Boys are like the Beatles of our generation.  There's no comparison between the two.  Beasties = legends, Static-X = crap.

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No, there isn't any real comparison to the two, given their differences in genres. But that last comment crossed the line! =P

And Krazy, it's not that I was scared, it's just that I knew just how high the pile of poo you jumped into when you made that statement. :thumbsup:

[Krazy_K]

Static-X?  Are you high?  They're nothing, whereas the Beastie Boys are like the Beatles of our generation.  There's no comparison between the two.  Beasties = legends, Static-X = crap.

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No, there isn't any real comparison to the two, given their differences in genres. But that last comment crossed the line! =P

And Krazy, it's not that I was scared, it's just that I knew just how high the pile of poo you jumped into when you made that statement. :thumbsup:

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[DMN in the House]

S&M > To The Five Burroughs

[tristy]

too bad Tool and/or Nine Inch Nails pwns Static X, The Beasties & Metallica.

[thatshortguy]

too bad Tool and/or Nine Inch Nails pwns Static X, The Beasties & Metallica.

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Fess up, you like X, too =P

[Krazy_K]

too bad Tool and/or Nine Inch Nails pwns Static X, The Beasties & Metallica.

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Edited August 13, 2004 by Krazy_K