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In honour of the legend himself. Bottom. Parade. Rik Mayall. Ade Edmondson:

War Veteran: Yeah, I was in Two Para. Richie: What, you went twice? War Veteran: What regiment was you in then? Richie: Well the English one of course! What are you suggesting? War Veteran: No, what outfit was you in? Richie: Well, the green patchy one most of the time. With the twigs and the bit of leaf, you know, camouflage! Eddie: So, ah, what did you do then? War Veteran: Well, I'd rather not talk about it. Eddie: Why, is it embarrassing? Shit your pants, did you? Cry, did you, eh? War Veteran: Quite the opposite, actually. Eddie: What, you sucked water in through your eyes? War Veteran: No. I took Harrison's Point single-handed. Richie: Oooh. That can be nasty. I shut Tucker's finger in the tank door, didn't I Eddie? Eddie: I don't know, this is all a load of bollocks.
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When the Anime Pulse Podcast asked for favorite anime quotes I submitted this one

No. A sword is a weapon. The art of swordsmanship is learning how to kill. That is the truth. What Miss Kaoru says is sweet and innocent talk that only those whose hands have never been stained with the blood of men can believe. But, to tell you the truth, I much prefer Miss Kaoru's sweet and innocent talk over the truth, indeed I do!

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