I refuse to be a Football Widow again

[Your Mom]

Ok so Football season is upon us once again. This time of year is normally hell for me as Christopher loves the sport and I know next to nothing about it. Unless they play in the Super Bowl I barely ever see them. So I know this:

1. Tom Brady is a sexy bitch

2. New England seems to be the awesomest team ever.

Christopher is doing a Fantasy Football draft with some guys from work today. What even goes on at those sorts of things anyway? So heres the deal people. I want to learn about Football so I am not forced into the same role of drink getter who has no clue whats going on. So what do you suggest? I saw those Yahoo leagues and I may try one, but I need education first and dont want to go to lame places for it. HELP ME!

[Guest Wrestling_Man]

My advice, ask Christopher to teach u football. And this is coming from a guy, ask him to teach u football.

[Guest BacknBlackHoez]

Vick > *

[Cactus Drags]

http://www.playfootball.com/

Explains it all, really simply, 'cause it's aimed at kids. When any of my friends asked me what the hell it's about (I'm pretty much the only American Football fan in my town), I point them here, and it seems to do them well.

Also, http://www.nfluk.com/ 's got some good stuff, again fairly simple as it's aimed at newcomers to the game.

[Agent Risktaker]

NFL? Pfft. Tell that sissy to turn it over to the NCAA.

[LL!]

New England most certainly aren't the awesomest team ever. When they come on your tv yell, "YOU SUCK!". BE A MEMBER OF THE RAIDER NATION WITH ME AND SYCO!

[Guest Takayamanofear]

New England most certainly aren't the awesomest team ever. When they come on your tv yell, "YOU SUCK!". BE A MEMBER OF THE RAIDER NATION WITH ME AND SYCO!

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[VerbalPuke]

Christopher is doing a Fantasy Football draft with some guys from work today. What even goes on at those sorts of things anyway? So heres the deal people. I want to learn about Football so I am not forced into the same role of drink getter who has no clue whats going on. So what do you suggest? I saw those Yahoo leagues and I may try one, but I need education first and dont want to go to lame places for it. HELP ME!

Pro Football Reference

I always recommend this site, for people who want to gain a bit of knowledge on the NFL. It has stats for players and teams, so you can look over the players stats from last year. After you have learned some of the football terminology from above sites. This site will show you which players put up the big numbers. This can give you an idea on who some of the elite players/teams are.

[Guest kijlhumt]

You don't even need to know the rules of it. Just show an interest, and if he's any kind of a man, he'll explain it to you in his own way.

Wifey didn't know anything about baseball, but one afternoon, she showed an interest in it, so I explained it to her while we watched a game. Now, it's a way that we can spend time together.

You can read the rules that everyone's posted, but if he notices you having an interest in something that he's interested in, he'll want you to know more about it.

[paulbd]

NFL? Pfft. Tell that sissy to turn it over to the NCAA.

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[Your Mom]

You don't even need to know the rules of it. Just show an interest, and if he's any kind of a man, he'll explain it to you in his own way.

Wifey didn't know anything about baseball, but one afternoon, she showed an interest in it, so I explained it to her while we watched a game. Now, it's a way that we can spend time together.

You can read the rules that everyone's posted, but if he notices you having an interest in something that he's interested in, he'll want you to know more about it.

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I was going to surprise him with all my new knowledge, but your idea sounds really nice.

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

New England most certainly aren't the awesomest team ever. When they come on your tv yell, "YOU SUCK!". BE A MEMBER OF THE RAIDER NATION WITH ME AND SYCO!

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[Enter Blue Guy]

Cheer for Pittsburgh. After the season the Steelers had last year my team needs as many Terrible Towlers as possible. And Plaxico Burress is 12 times better looking then Tom Brady on a bad day.

[LL!]

Cheer for Pittsburgh. After the season the Steelers had last year my team needs as many Terrible Towlers as possible. And Plaxico Burress is 12 times better looking then Tom Brady on a bad day.

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Sad, but true. Brady looks like a turd...

[Hellfire]

New England > All other NFL teams. Yes, i said it. Oakland sucks too. That is all.

Although NCAA > all NFL teams. Theres more passion and history, which makes it more exciting in my opinion.

Edited September 6, 2004 by Hellfire065

[LL!]

New England > All other NFL teams. Yes, i said it. Oakland sucks too. That is all.

Although NCAA > all NFL teams. Theres more passion and history, which makes it more exciting in my opinion.

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So much blasphemy in your post... How do you live with yourself?

[Hellfire]

So much blasphemy in your post... How do you live with yourself?

[LL!]

So much blasphemy in your post... How do you live with yourself?

eh, its hard, but after i watch the Patriots run over a shitty team like the dolphins or someone of the sort, i feel much better.

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And now you start to make sense by saying the Dolphins suck? (DOLPHINS SUCK DAMNIT!) What are you on?

[gunnar hendershow]

Whatever you do JHS, don't be like my mom and say... "Did we score a Touchdown?" when we're punting the ball.

[Riceman 4K]

Patriots = Trash.

Raiders = Even more trash.

Jets = Greatest. Team. Ever.

Santana Moss = Best Moss in the NFL.

J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS!