2018 Commonwealth Games

[Chris2K]

I read that headline wrong the first time and got very confused. I missed the "& Johnson-" and thought I'd gone back in time to 1984.

[Bobfoc]

I always did like to think that Daley Thompson split himself in two in a magic ritual to create those two people.

[Slogger]

On 12/04/2018 at 01:01, Lineker said:

Eight Cameroonian athletes have gone missing from their accommodation at the Commonwealth Games in Australia, team officials have confirmed.

 

Also, everyone needs to check out @littlelongc - it's actually adorable!

 

@Lineker - You can let your newroom at the BBC know that i've looked and I can confirm that they are not hiding in my backyard.

In other news we've got more gold medals than England, India, Canada and Botswana combined. Which I'm told was to be expected, I imagine the Queen will be announcing our exile from the Commonwealth at the Closing Ceremony.