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  1. What was I laughing at now? ...Oh yes, that crippled Irishman! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  2. hey, go vote in EWB's Favorite Movie! Deadline's Monday(ish)! You saw movies from last year, don't lie!

  3. GUYS DO NOT VOTE OUT SOUSA BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY SAID/DID IN THEIR LIFE; YOU MAY NOT AGREE BUT LET'S ALL BE ADULTS HERE AND JUST IGNORE THE COMMENTS. OKAY?

  4. What are the rules? 

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Oh I think we just found out a new rule.

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  5. At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play for the last time, and no one knew it.

  6. Man, what happened to the "past usernames" button, I need to know who people are when y'all change your names to like "Gary Shitbeans" or something.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Well, now you know what to ask for for your birthday!

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  7. Man, what happened to the "past usernames" button, I need to know who people are when y'all change your names to like "Gary Shitbeans" or something.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Don't know, I've been a constant donator for eight years now :shifty: 

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  8. Man, what happened to the "past usernames" button, I need to know who people are when y'all change your names to like "Gary Shitbeans" or something.

  9. some
    BODY
    once
    told me
    give meeee
    the formuoli

  10. "My name is Aldo Montoya. You pinned my father. Prepare to submit."

    1. Mick

      Mick

      First I killed his screaming whelp, then I raped him, then I smashed his fucking head in, LIKE  THIS!

       

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  11. My favorite part of Star Wars was when Luke turns and looks dead into the camera and says "By the way, the Holiday Special is canon. None of Empire is, but the Holiday Special is."

    1. Mick

      Mick

      I liked it when Luke brutally murdered his captors, ate his dinner listening to classical music, then escaped from the New Order by wearing Kylo Ren's face. 

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  12. Hi writingadiary, what are you doing?

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Writing a diary? 

  13. Now, at the start of the evening, Yvette was here, by herself, waiting to offer you all a glass of champagne. I was in the hall....I know because I was there.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      AND THEN...there were three more murders. 

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  14. Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard! Vampire hunters or something. In the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself!

  15. doot doot doot

    1. Mick

      Mick

      With Sexy Results!

  16. Bold Prediction: Bray Wyatt will finally win a WrestleMania match in 2036 when someone becomes the 1 in 1-21. Ironically, that person will be Duke Lesnar.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      With Sexy Results!

  17. Overtime hockey: best overtime, best hockey.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      With Sexy Results!

  18. This is the dance of a gigolo.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      With Sexy Results!

  19. Watched Power Rangers, was impressed.

  20. It is surprisingly difficult to discern between something Justin Beiber did and something Curious George did.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor function. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can’t control it.

  21. Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      The Riverwood Trader is open for business!

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  22. Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      You... look rather pale. Could be ataxia. It's quite a problem back home in Cyrodiil.

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  23. Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

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