Bushmeister

Nothing screams "HARDCORE!" like the suicide photos of your lead vocalist.

The Shape Of Punk To Come is a kickass album. Don't really dislike any of the songs by Refused, altough New Noise is not that spectacular. Rather, Summerholidays vs Punkroutine, The Shape Of Punk To Come, The Deadly Rhythm and Liberation Frequency pwn the shit out of it.

And while we're on the subject of Swedish hardcore bands, what about Raised Fist? They're fucking badass if I ever heard one.

*moshes to the tune of Illustration Of Desperation*

I agree.  He's pretty goofy looking and looked quite gay as Legolas

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Like a Finnish game magazine's poll showed...

"The best female character in the LotR movies: Legolas"

HOLY SHIT? H2PW WENT OUT OF BUSINESS?

*ahem* After this swerve, some backyard goodiness from Gongsun. ^_^ Doctor LeQuack has really impressed me in the last couple of shows, he has a very strong, very strange and very GOOD character, which is closely rivalled by the excellence that is The Turbanator and to a lesser extent Dustin Echoes. Appleby winning over Echoes got me giggling for like ten minutes or so, nevermind the LeQuack vs Echoes-match later on.

One thing I don't like is STILL Kamikaze Bob and his friend. Those two retards need to be sacked, no matter what your original intention for them was. They've failed miserably so far, and compared to the rest of the crew, are really below the par.

*waits for an Echoes heel turn where he goes around kicking ass like the Invisible Man*

I can remember two Wrestler Survivor diaries before this, ranging from good to brilliant. Your writing so far, while short, does intrigue me, as you seem to have a grasp of what you're going to do instead of just throwing it out of your ass. Good luck, I shall zoom back and give comments once you post the bios.

You infidels, the 747 Drop > any and all finishers ever.

Stand back, there's a TURNADO coming thru!

>_>

Ok, that was lame.

THE TURBANATOR LOST?

That settles it, I'm shipping some explosives to him. Say goodbye to Mrs. McGuire.

"You should have told your boy not to wrestle, ma'am... I'm afraid it is too late for that now."

YES! THE 747 DROP! I'm famous now!

A seriously good show, the Tubby - Turbanator-segments were pure gold. Bob & Mike seemed kinda lame, though, compared to the rest of them.

Bring in two juggalos to feud with Mike & Bob, no?

I just realized one thing...

If Gongsun did this by the readers' wishes (i.e. New Jack killing loads of people etc.), it would be hell of a lot more boring. Now, it's SUSPENSION FOR EVERYBODY!

I pick it's Vince McMahon in the house. And someone's gonna eat lead.

The Turbanator.... Goddamn. Seriously, someone needs to collect these wicked gimmicks and unleash them upon the world as a collection. The Turbanator, Paper Bag Man, Headkicker, Elax, "The Fighting Rabbi"...

I just hope that The Turbanator will play off his Afganistan/Al-Qayda-heritage and utilize the 747 Drop as his finisher.

Careful with those names.  Some of 'em may break when they hit the ground

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Names are good >_>

Atleast way better than what the Norwegian trout metallists can come up with

3.  With a song critique like that, I have but one reply.  Clearly, new-school Metallica is your only option.

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Nah, I'll stay with Chimaira, Pro-Pain, Lamb Of God and Meshuggah, thankyouverymuch.

Altough, I did dig St. Anger for the very little that I listened to.

Poison the Well - Tear From the Red

Poison the Well - You Come Before You

Lamb of God - New American Gospel

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Same with me. I got the Lamb Of God album after hearing the song 11th Hour on the Freddy vs Jason soundtrack, and it took me quite a while to get accustomed to. I got into liking Poison The Well only recently, and now I think they're one of the most brilliant bands ever.

Some others I have found hard getting into at first was/still is Meshuggah. I got their Destroy Erase Improve and Chaosphere CD's, and whee boy was it chaotic. After a while, tho, it really grows onto you. Chaosphere is one of my favourite albums ever... Another shock came later with their remix-CD True Human Design Now THAT is some weird freaking shit.

Hmm... Didn't Disturbed and Godsmack have new albums coming out this year?

Someone listens to Nightwish outside of Finland? Day-hamn.

And for the record, Duality blows fucking nuts. As does Slipknot. But Duality... aaargh. The song sucks so much I think I'll have to come up with new ways for it to suck ass. I mean, the song is just there. Oh, there goes a solo, boo-fucking-hoo. And now he's singing, oh great. And there's the drums, yippee-kay-yay. What do people see in this song?

I hope you actually find some use for the Azumanga Daioh people and not just forget them all Azumanga Daioh is one kickass anime.

Buckets of Gore, hmmm... Lemme guess the stipulations:

1. You have to fill a bucket with the blood of your opponent

or

2. There are buckets full of tacks, nails, broken glass, anything sharp & pointy you can get your hands on

Pogo vs Abby, it's not gonna be pretty, it's not gonna be great wrestling-wise, but oh my holy-moley will it be bloody. Oh, BTW, Harold Goldstein = GOLD.

*holds out a "Fighting Rabbi!"-sign*

I... I... I... I HATE YOU! :'( YOU HEAR ME, HATEHATEANGERANGERPAINSADSADANGERHATESADNESS! :'(

Noo, New Jack!

Continuing on the Gaiman/Pratchett line of thought.... Gaiman's American Gods and just about any book by Pratchett would make a hell of a movie, from Pratchett I'd suggest The Color Of Magic, Guards, Guards! or Mort.

Oh god..who the f*** was that guy who was gonna kill tazz but didnt?....whoever that person was, was STUPID! lol! Well cant wait to see more drama unfolding in the next update dude. YEAH!

My pick is Justin Credible and his goal to hog all the supplies and stay away from action... Then again, does Credible have a "huge hand"?

The question is... The last time Killings and Konnan were alive, or the last time James was alive?