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Not Henry Cavill

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  1. Getting the oil changed, it was overdue. 

  2. I am unable to quit as I am currently too legit. 

  3. I can see clearly now, the rain is gone.

  4. Interview #1 in approximately 30 minutes.

  5. One step to a better position. 

  6. So I said to Sarah, “I know I’m beautiful, but I’m also fat.”

  7. ... I still ain't over you.

  8. And Krankor blows up a potential tackler at the 40, now there's nothing but daylight.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH HEHHH

  9. And now for something completely similar.

  10. And sometimes I wonder if suicide is truly my only option.

  11. And that's why they call me Betty.

  12. And we'll need you to fill out the RJ-17, the Cadillac of forms.

  13. Bo knows bros before hoes.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Bo knows that if it's a leaf of three, to let it be.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Bo knows that if it's yella, you've got juice there fella.

  14. Confession: I thought Disorderly Conduct would have made great tag team champions.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      They were no High Voltage or State Patrol, but I agree.

  15. Do you fear death?

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    2. TKz

      TKz

      If this is a Davey Jones quote, I fully support it and respond with 'Do you fear the dark abyss?'

    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      I fear Abyss.

    4. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      TKz gets the prize... whatever the prize may be.

  16. He's King Midas in Reverse.

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    2. Roster Depth Sicko No. 2
    3. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Everygold he touches turns to thing?

    4. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Actually, he's just leaving his driveway...

  17. How young are you gonna be when you die? I guess I never really thought about that. You're dying when you start thinking like that.

  18. I also did not receive my EWB Riddler Prize... thanks for reminding me. :(

  19. I am declaring my intention to attack.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I am declaring my intention to attack...Blaze. On account of that bogus shit he said about my family.

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Be careful. He's black. He has guns.

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