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What's wrong with Ruiz? Ruiz gonna tie you up. His mother said tie you up. ¬_¬

What is and isn't a 'legit world title' is highly subjective. With the huge numbers of groups out there offering titles, what makes a belt legit? WBC were one of the most reliable and respected 'alphabet' groups, and, yes, their titles were held in pretty high esteem. Some prefer to talk about independent rankings like Ring Magazine or Boxrec.com, but the former is shitty now, and the second is often unreliable. The WBA champ is John Ruiz. EDIT: This situation is particulalry stupid when you consider that if, at any time, a champ becomes too big of a name, another 'world' belt is introduced. At the moment, the WBA has two world champs in several weight divisions.

*points to av* That'll be all.

The World Boxing Council will cease operations on 14th June. It will file for bankruptcy and be liquidiated. The WBC was forced into Chapter 11 bankruptcy in 2003 after a New York jury awarded Graciano Rocchigiani $31 million dollars based on his allegation that the WBC stripped him of his world title. The WBC had hoped to persuade the Court and the jury that it was not liable and not responsible for the harm Mr. Rocchigiani alleged. Sadly, and despite a vigorous defense, the WBC did not prevail. VK, Wayne Braithewaite, Bernard Hopkins, Ron Wright, Tarver, Tyszu, Spinks, Mayweather, Morales and Wongjongkam are all WBC champions at this time, and will lose their belts. The organization has been around since 1963 and is pretty much the biggest group right now. This leaves the IBF, WBA and WBO as the remaining 'recognized' bodies. I've got to say that I hope that we see at least one more of them go soon. Every organization killed is a step towards boxing meaning something.

Not really. At my primary school, when I was about ten, our entire class got comped to go to a Claymores game for free. Yet still no-one turned up...

Someone was NOT READING TEH ARTICAL FULLY! On the subject of 'I Gave My Eyes...' it probably isn't their best work, but it's pretty decent. However, that, along with 'A Letter To Matthew Kelly' which they played live when they came to Birmingham does suggest a worrying trend of writing songs about celebrities. If the first track is 'Leslie Grantham, Put Your Dick Away' I will be a sad young man.

Lol. I was talking to my mate, and he said exactly the same thing about Cameron being the most annonymous member of the group. He is a bit of a moody arse, but still very cool. Julia is a punk goddess. She has very nice boobies and I want to do things to her. As I said to another mate, they should make her learn guitar and get a monkey to play bass. The next album should be just as good as STR, if 'I Gave My Eyes To Stevie Wonder' is any indication. What they really need to do, though, is a new version of 'I am Become the South'. THAT'S A CHOON, BRO.

You'll never be cool, you'll never be clever, you'll never be funny and you'll never score as much as one point on me. GoGo, sadly the band took down their free mp3s at the start of the year. No idea why. If you still want to track down their stuff, however, I think the best description of them I've heard is 'emo meets hardcore and kicks its teeth in'. They're punky but intelligent too. And Kerrang gave them KKKK(K?), but then I don't think anyone trusts Kerrang :/

www.MillionDead.com Shit. Cameron was a scotch-drinking drunk student moody guy who just plain rocked. How can this guy fill his shoes? And as for the new album rocking my face off my head...best arrogance ever. In other MD news, they're going to be on the How Soon is Now? Smiths cover album. They'll be perfroming Girlfriend in a Coma. This is cool, love the song. Also on the comp will be Hundred Reasons (boo), Yourcodenameis: Milo (yay), thisgirl, Read Yellow, Instruction and some others. Cameron OKay, I know no-one cares, but still... Cameron

What I've heard of the new Morrissey album isn't bad. Morrissey is cool. His opinions about most stuff is pretty valid and understandable. The incident in question does sound like a lame publicity stunt though, which is pretty uncharacteristic from Mr. 'Only Seals Perform'.

Pro Evo / Winning Eleven is waaaaaaay better than FIFA. Fifa's engine just basically sucks, the AI poor and it doesn't feel like football. Summary: Pro Evo is actually a good game, but 'suffers' from lack of a license for some real player names, and its graphics are decent but not excessively 'polished'. FIFA gets by on being an EA game, backed by large amounts of money and big name stars doing motion capture and being on the cover. It's just not very good, don't waste your money.

Pointless. It's the same league. They could call it 'Flying Space Monkeys in Football Fun', it wouldn't matter. It's the same teams, players and standard of football. Division One is not 'The Championship', it's a championship.

De La Hoya has taken the easy route to the history books, and even then hasn't managed to do it convincingly. If he's the great boxer of our time that he thinks he is (and like people will claim he is now he's made 6 division champ) then he should beat a guy like Sturm. Sturm controlled much of the fight with his jab, and should've been awarded at least a draw. I wonder if the judges would've given DLH the decision so readily if it wasn't for the 'Superfight' with Hopkins? I hate to state the obvious, but it's all about money. Their fight in September holds no interest for me really, except to see which one of these douches gets put on their ass. DLH has already been exposed as an over the hill fighter chasing a 'dream' that means little in this day and age. Hopkins-Allen was apparently an ugly fight with two points deducted for Allen (at least one undeservedly). It was a pointless match based around promotion and cash though, so who cares? What has Hopkins proved by beating Allen a second time (a third if you count their NC that Hopkins was winning)? Nothing. Bernard hasn't fought anyone of note (outside Trinidad) in four years. William Joppy? Two fights with Antwun Echolls? Morrade Hakkar? Puh-leaze. And also, Lazcano lost. That sucks, I like him . His nickname rules.

Bernard's MOTHERFUCKING Watch, biatches. Narrator: The Doctor said Grandad was very ill, and wouldn't be able to go out for a few weeks. Grandad: The Doctor said I'm very ill, and I won't be able to go out for a few weeks.

Hardcore! The DKs, Bad Brains, The Dead Boys, and more! The Smiths! Pixies! Gang of Four! Yep, the 80s sure rocked, except all that metal shit. The Adolescents, Blondie!

E-Forum is the worst thing in the world. I just kept the TV on after Seance. Big mistake. They had Handy Andy doing some stuff, and then they went back to that douchebag presenter, who made fun of his cockney accent. This Week on The Adventures of Pot: Noting The Dark Colour of Kettle!

I missed 'Russian Roulette' but this was just great. I love his whole act. I wasn't expecting to enjoy it so much, but it was so cool. Best ending to anything, ever. Only one thing I don't get. Obviously, the ending showed us that everything was a 'psychological illusion'. But what about the shattering glass? How did that happen? The whole POINT was that it was 'fake'. It was supposed to go some way to disproving the existance of spirits.

I would like to kick Mr. Moore square in the jewels, but that's a very good film. I would say I agreed with the message that the media has tried to create, or has created by byproduct a 'fear culture' so 'yes'.

The only problem I find with MVP's dynasty mode is that it wipes stats at the start of every year. It doesn't keep career stats for players, I don't believe.

I've never liked Captain Everything that much, though I have heard of them, and have some of their stuff.

I'll throw my hat in for The Vibrators. Very good pre-punk stuff. Check out 'Troops Of Tomorrow', 'Petrol' and 'Stiff Little Fingers'. Then fall gleefully into the kitsch pop of 'We Vibrate' and 'Pogo Dancing'. And if you like The Clash, check out 'Pogo Dancing' anyway, just to hear how much the singer guy sounds like Joe Strummer on the lyric ' / to do the pogodance'. It's fucking uncanny. Get 'Amphetamine Blue' as well, it's their 'Train in Vain'. Speaking of 'Stiff Little Fingers' -- The Stiff Little Fingers. I'm not sure if they're unknown enough, though. They're very well known in Britian and Ireland, USA not so much. Excellent band -- a lot like The Clash and The Damned. And finally, Gang of Four. Excellent New Wave -- the most 80s sounding band in the history of ever. Everything of theirs is just great.

I know them. That means we're best friends and have sex. That being me and you, not me, Belle and Sebastian.

I know the Hiederoosjes. Don't like them, to be honest.

Dan's Face + Jason's Hair = ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster