Benjamin

Just got dumped. Woohoo.

Just got dumped. Woohoo.

You sit there in your heartache.

My ex-girlfriend is a lesbian. Again.

I am sad today

EWB is rapidly approaching it's two-and-a-half-millionth post. This post must be either "-1 for Baddar" or "Carlito".

Watching Batman Forever....is it any possible to have larger nipples on the bat suit? Good lord...

Watching Batman Forever....is it any possible to have larger nipples on the bat suit? Good lord...

Welcome to the Wrestling Parents Hotline. Please press 1 for Judy Bagwell, 2 for Ernest Miller's, 3 for Momma Benjamin, 4 for Brodus Clay's and 5 for Al Wilson.

All work and no play makes Hailtothechimp a dull monkey.

Game of Thrones was great until they killed off the dog :'(

And what are you doing here? Weird... Turtle Man...

I wish death upon Maroon 5 for their awful music.

Anyone have suggestions for tv shows to watch that are similar to Avatar: Last Airbender? Animated preferred, and if possible stuff that I could stream off Netflix..

Can I have your attention please....I have a email from the Pop Prom General Manager...."The Pop Prom will *NOT* be back this weekend".....Ummmm hang on a minute I thought the last message was that it would be back this weekend?????

I seem to be confused a lot

I seem to be confused a lot

Backstage at Survivor Series. Be jealous.

Everybody's new name change sucks. Except Ellis'.

Benji, I'm sorry people think I'm cool enough to be you just because we have the same name

Wants a pair of Heelys for Christmas. Size 13 US male. Thx Santa ur the bestest xoxo

Quick question. The 34.95 on the purchase page of GDS, is that in pounds or euro?

Knobheads who hash tag words in posts is trending EWB-wide.

Dear Lord, I've had Boyce Avenue's acoustic covers on repeat for about 4 hours now.

Have you all seen Tintin? You should all watch Tintin.