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Lucky deflection off Kane

Or perhaps not just yet...

I reckon that's Top 4 for us, Spurs and Utd officially sealed then.

To get the teams, order of tie, and very date of the fixture? There's an 8.3% chance of them randomly getting all that right.

Well, exactly. We already know the entire sport is corrupt, doesn't take much convincing that it extends to the other governing body.

1 in 12, but given it appeared on Roma's website itself, seems highly suspect. Given Blatter has claimed they do it, certainly lends credence to the idea.

Can't believe the leaked Roma/Liverpool draw from yesterday actually came true, right down to the home/away divide and date of the second leg. Not even sure you can call the heated balls theory a conspiracy anymore.

Eh, it's not really his daughter anyway. He just rocked up at the hospital and said "that one's mine."

Eh, emotion is itself irrational. What he did was wrong but it's hard to really condemn too harshly.

I don't think anyone has taken his side? Just explored how/why his reaction was what it was.

Oh, I dunno, then. Presumably Oliver subscribed to the same line of thinking that a second yellow would be too harsh. To add, scenes like you saw with Buffon are probably symptomatic of the lack of transparency with referees. Governing bodies are obsessed with keeping everything under wraps, but occasionally we get snippets like Lee Mason pretty much admitting he's guessing as he goes along, or Mark Clattenburg boasting that he wouldn't give decisions to a team if the fans had given a hard time, or whatever. Stuff like that adds up, subconscious resentment begins to form, and then it inevitably boils over.

I think a large part of the ridicule is the fact that he's trying to sell out his own teammate for personal glory of what is, at best, a dubious claim. Had he been disputing an own goal, that's one thing, but the way he's gone about this demonstrates he's not a team player. If I'm Eriksen, I'm walking into training and thinking he's a right knob, as I'm sure Lineker would if he sourced some news for the BBC or something and a colleague tried to claim it was his idea. Spurs fans aren't helping their case either, acting as if there's some conspiracy or that people are "obsessed" with them. No, people are laughing about something in the news, which is only news because Harry Kane himself made it news.

The rules changed, didn't they? A penalty was deemed harsh enough in those instances.

God bless the FA for saving his daughter's life.

Still bemused as to how VVD winning the ball clean then Sterling lashing out with studs to the face is somehow a foul and yellow card for Virgil, but can't really complain about decisions tonight...

Doesn't apply, does it? Pretty sure the keeper has to be behind the ball no matter what. Anyway, have I mentioned how much I fucking love half time?

Pep's properly going for it. Equal chance they do us 6-0 as there is he's played right into our hands.

I would be okay with this result.

Herrera is such a knob.

Thank fuck the Cult of Jose seems to be coming to an end.

That's a myth. We've had one of the best defensive records in the league since October, and VVD has further improved it tenfold.

You're right there

Yeah but he's still a prick.

I mean, you can't blame him, Lamela is a prick.

I meant the system from previous Far Cry games which has been replaced by limited medkits. Hence why a larger health bar is necessary ASAP. Well, two regions deep and I discovered that getting Resistance Points from outposts, loot trucks etc and thus forcing the boss encounter more quickly actually makes some story quests unavailable, so for Jacob's region I'll be tackling just the story missions and doing the rest afterwards.