TEOL

Double account.

It was alright. Modest to average.

YOU... SNOOZE, YOU... LOSE.

You snooze, you lose.

Hey, running mate.

A baseball has stitches running down the middle. Are you saying a BASEBALL is suspicious?!

YOU DO THESE THINGS ONLY TO TAUNT ME

RP diaries are on the downward trend in the Cube for ages now, so I haven't had a chance. Still got it planned out in my head, though, and things are swinging back, so I may try it soon.

I was stalking you, though.

Still am.

What have I done now?

That's a scarily good point.

You lied to me

Says you. Don't let yourself be tied down by convention. Or the English language.

I don't know.

Clearly I just want your attention and possibly your babies also.

You suck. :@

I was browsing my old profile comments from a few months ago and found this from you: "To celebrate our new friendship, we must collaborate for an RP diary that keeps people's mind off Mafia diaries. My awesomeness plus TEOL's writing = One helluva diary." You're probably thinking 'was that a few months ago?' It was OVER A YEAR, buddy.

Even I have a life, y'know.

I would, but I can't remember why either.

I didn't think you still visited my profile.

Never give up. Never surrender.

I honestly thought I'd fear you even a little after that, but... nope. I guess Silent Hill really did desensitise me.

... whatever you're doing on my profile, stop it. >_>

You already know.

Evil Guy needs more love, and I'm here to deliver it.

... my soul?