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ClaRK! Kent

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  1. Was Littlefinger always THIS Irish?

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Okay fair play, Jason, I get that, but you'd think there'd be at least a HINT of it in his King's Landing voice. He sounds like a fucking Machiavellian leprechaun.

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  2. I don't care if he's Mohammed 'Im 'Ard' Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters!

  3. I think we should start an EWB's Hottest Men thread where only, like... Srar, DoubleX, Kats, and Benji will vote.

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      And you, obviously, but you will vote for spoiler/bandwagon candidates like Chester A. Arthur.

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  4. Can somebody please come up with a new topic for the WWE News before fucking Cool One or somebody compares wrestling fans who won't wear wrestling shirts to Anne Frank or some other shit?

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      It will happen again, the fact that you made it shows that you have no sense of taste or decency, so it'll happen again, if not a homophobic comment then something else. Those kinds of ugly views never remain hidden for long, and 'I didn't think it would offend' is the defence of a man without a clue.

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  5. Some people play movies or music in the background while they work. Me, I play The Big Bang Theory.

  6. RK!, if you can see this, I'm trying to send you a question about your review, but it says you can't receive new messages...

  7. Glee is my favourite show. Because when I watch it, it makes me feel like a sweet, innocent, young, attractive, schoolgirl.

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Avenged can probably hit you up with a schoolgirl if you've forgotten what they feel like, Mick.

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  8. is going to form a band called Small Gorilla & 7 Colored Boys

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Well, there are apparently 7 spots open in the rhythm section, so I'll throw my hat into the ring to play the keytar. I'm actually quite good at the keytar, but you'll mostly want me in the band because I have quite a nice jacket.

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  9. is going to form a band called Small Gorilla & 7 Colored Boys

  10. YOU ARE ALL NOW MY FRIENDS DAMN IT.

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Don't we usually have to accept friend requests? Have you used mod powers on us?!

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  11. Does anyone with a blog know how I can find out where my hits come from? I've had 285 hits in three days but I can't see which search engines they are from

  12. I'm sensing a lot of anger and tension on EWB lately.

  13. What's your favorite Ric Flair match? Mine's this one:

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      You and that fucking bear. He was a dreadful worker and a complete dickhead backstage. He took a poop in Bob Orton's bag, you know.

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  14. :@ @ Teachers letting the class out early. I'M PAYING FOR THIS CLASS, DAMINT :@.

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Teachers have lives too, you know. He probably needed to go buy some jeans or something, cut the guy some slack.

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  15. I hate Michael Cole.. and CM Punk is still mean

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      CM Punk is bad 'cos he doesn't like beer, and beer rulz guyz lol.

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  16. I hate Michael Cole.. and CM Punk is still mean

  17. I hate Michael Cole.. and CM Punk is still mean

  18. Why is there so much Bond on TV at the moment?!

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Bond > Your favourite movie.

      This is why.

  19. Did you know: Monday Night Raw has more episodes than Heil Honey I'm Home and Mind Your Language COMBINED!

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      Truly, Raw is the greatest racist sitcom in history.

  20. My thread got closed for being fun :(

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      That would have been a fairly decent comment if you'd spelled Nietzsche properly.

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  21. Thanks to everyone (re: no one) for choosing my new name. Fuck it, let's just thank me.

    1. ClaRK! Kent

      ClaRK! Kent

      OLLIE OLLIE OLLIE! OY OY OY! OLLIE! OY! OLLIE! OY! OLLIE OLLIE OLLIE! OY OY OY!

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  22. Ah School, how I strongly dislike you.

  23. Today I went to every DVD shop in Brighton - second-hand ones, both HMVs, cult places, everywhere... not a single copy of the 'Rise and Fall of ECW' DVD in the whole town. Fuck.

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