Skummy

"Half a bitter?" "Half a mild?" "Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World?"

"How are my kids going to grow up to be crusaders for social justice, without access to educational privilege?"

"I like my horses whipped about and forced into a deathmatch every April at Aintree – not humanely slaughtered and minced up into my food, thank you very much."

"I'm sure you all saw on the news that all those miners got free. Jerry Lawler finally unlocked his door."

"I'm the best at what I do, and what I do is I don't believe in leprechauns."

"I've come to share my love making skills with you. I'm afraid it's the only way to free you. The hat is has placed you under a spell."

"If you see *anyone* in a long black leather coat, you need to say 'Ooooowwh, Matrix!'" - Frank Skinner

‎"Inoki announced his plans to promote a wrestling card in Antarctica to raise awareness of global warming. The wrestling matches will be held "in front of penguins," he said."

"of all my audiences this past week, you've been the most recent"

"Popular wrestler Jushin Liger is having fits of dizziness and headaches, as he recalls childhood memories of being chased by demons." - best synopsis for a movie?

"Randy Savage" isn't a name, it's a description.

‎"Ron... Hermione and I had a vote. We're replacing you with the kid who looks like the Notorious B.I.G."

"The point of an artist is that he is supposed to be more aware, and the point of heroin is to make you forget that your leg's been cut off."

"There are more and more suicide bombers and, consequently, less and less suicide bombers." - John Cooper Clarke

"There's a huge monster gorilla that's constantly growing to outlandish proportions at loose on the streets!"

"These people are fucking crazy! There's a little naked boy, wearing a baseball cap, sucking a big cock, next to a chimpanzee. It's witchcraft, I'm telling you".

"This is like an Abbott & Costello routine written by Hitler!"

"wanna get some Chinese later?" "Yeah, let's get 'em".

"When I first met Bob Holly, he couldn't work a lick and nobody knew who he was. Now, everybody knows who he is".

"You join us at the Outraged Seventies Sitcom Vicar Play-Off Finals".

‎"You won't like me when I'm angry. Because I always back up my rage with facts and documented sources." - The Credible Hulk.

“Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the liquor weaker, the gods kinder, the dice hotter, it might have all ended up in a one-sentence story.” —Mickey Rooney on his life story

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A former Mayor of London, an action movie veteran and the President of Nigeria go head-to-head in a furious threeway in Lionsgate's new epic - based on the novel by Richard Bach - 'Jonathan, Livingstone, Seagal!'