Meacon Keaton

Poor JaMarcus. May he live a happy, wealthy life, for doing absolutely nothing, outside of obliterating Notre Dame in the Sugar Bowl.

Agreed. I bought the Stimulus package, and I have played it once. For a half hour. The night that I bought it. Total waste of time/space/money. I would have prefered them to put out more Special Ops than three new 'meh' maps you can't even play on all modes, and two maps that I already played the hell out of on COD: MW1. Very disappointing DLC, as far as I'm concerned.

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5167613 Lawrence Taylor is being accused of raping a kid.

That is why I cut his sorry ass. He is worthless. In Madden and reality.

I've pre-ordered this for PS3 and 360, because I wanted to wait and see what version my friends are getting. Turns out, none of them are getting it. So, now I need to make a decision whether I want to add it to my massive collection of 360 games, or add to the three PS3 games I have.

I am hoping it means Malkin will wake up and poop on whoever we play in the Eastern Finals and the Cup finals. Let him lay back and play meh while everyone else picks up the slack. He will break out soon enough.

Dez was asked what his father did for work. He said his dad was a pimp. He was then asked what his mother did, and he said she worked for his dad. So the GM asked him flat out if his mother was a prostitute. If it were me, I probably would've slapped the GM. But if it were me, I wouldn't have been a fucking idiot and said my father was a pimp, either.

http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5151435 What a tool.

If Howard gets $25 million a year and strikes out 200 times a season, I can't imagine what Pujols will get... >_> Yes, I hate the Phillies and Fat Ryan Howard.

The way Denver and Oakland are matching up this year, Davis may have a chance to collect quite a bit of Tebows tears.

See, Jimmy. See, Golden. This is why Irish players don't leave school early! Assholes.

Meanwhile on the West Coast.... DMN is laughing at me and my boys.

We now have a virgin on my team. A VIRGIN!

...I just do not think I am going to be able to sleep tonight after that pick. I really, really feel kind of sick.

Oh. My fucking God.

I like us taking Thomas over Bryant. We do not need Brandon Marshall 2.0.

I like us taking Thomas over Bryant. We do not need Brandon Marshall 2.0.

Clausen will probably fall to Minnesota at 30, at the earliest, I think. No other team needs a quarterback, minus MAYBE my Broncos, but we do not need to spend a first rounder on one.

Every year I say I'm not getting it, and end up getting it. But as of right now, no I'm not planning to buy it.

I've said it before, but it is a damn shame Miller has no help in Buffalo. Hopefully the Pens can wrap up their series with Ottawa tonight and start resting for round two.

I hate you both.

Yeah, but Big Ben is only 28. If anything, I would call that trade more moronic. Because McNabb may be able to pass on the Eagles for another year or two, but Big Ben (barring the need to caress any more women) could be bombing on the Steelers for the next decade. But if they're being offered what naiwf said, it would be pretty damn hard to say "No" to.

No way do I see the Steelers sending Big Ben to Cleveland. I don't think the Steelers are dumb enough to trade their franchise quarterback within the division (yes, lulz eaglez).

I thought I posted that last night. Have to love using a proxy. Anyway, it is a real shame, and it should be real interesting to see what took the life of someone a such an early age.