Meacon Keaton

I guess I need to quit putting that quest off then. Thanks.

Anybody know how long your kids stay as babies? I'm curious to see how my kid looks.

I know the odds of drafting someone becoming a bust is always very high, I've just never been a big fan of trading away almost a whole draft for one player. Dallas built their Super Bowl teams with the six draft picks they received from trading Herschel Walker to Minnesota back in '89. I know Dallas sent (only) three picks to Detroit, but it's hard to tell what they could have gotten with those picks. Not that I think Williams career will come to a complete hault like Walker's did, but still. Food for thought.

...so the Lions signing Culpepper for two years...what's that all about, man?

You know it's a sad day in Dallas when this is a reasonable request.

How did you people get all that gold to have bought so much real estate? I've worked a lot and own a crappy house and a couple spots in the Gypsy camp. On average, I have only 3-5 thousand gold at a time.

Doesn't matter if the Titans have alternated between the Lions and Bengals for seven weeks, if you're 7-0, you're a damn good football team. No such thing as an easy schedule in the NFL, because any team can beat you anytime. Will they go undefeated? Highly unlikely. Will they go to the Super Bowl? They have as much of a shot as anybody at this point.

Ok, folks, I don't know about you all, but I'm excited for this. I just got the beta and I'm loving the new maps. So discuss. Getting it? No? Why not? If anyone wants to play the beta with me my gamertag is meacon.

I have now been married twice. The first wife was going to divorce me so I killed her, but then child services took my baby girl. So I got married again to have another kid. I have had a baby the first time getting down with each of my two wives. We have done it a hell of a lot of times, and I've cheated on her with several ladies, and haven't seen a birth happen again. Is there something that prevents you from having kids out of wedlock or having more than one baby at a time? And how long does the baby stay a baby?

You never know. Next year, the Lions may not be half ba...hahaha, oh Hell, I knew I couldn't say it outloud without laughing, but I couldn't even finish typing it without sheading a tear. lol, detroit

I sacrificed the Town Crier in Bowerstone because he wanted to make gay-love with me.

I haven't come across anything in my time with the game. But I don't tend to over-analyze a game when I'm playing it. But I haven't had it freeze or any "WTF"-type glitches. (Y)

I married and bought a crap house in Bowerstone. I picked my future wife after a game of Keystone at the tavern. She was sitting at the bar. I worked for the blacksmith until I became a 4-star blacksmith, but that job isn't available anymore. So I knocked up my wife and we've had our first kid. Right after, I went out for a few days checking things out. I came back because my wife wanted sex. I got home from work around 4:30 and just stopped at 8, so about three and a half hours spent on it and I've not even begun any actual quests. Really enjoying it.

As much as I've looked forward to this game all week, I think Colt and the Horns are going to put me to sleep by 9:30. Hell, they put Daniel and the Tigers to sleep by 9.

So he's the worst coach in the league because he had a bad stint with a team a while back? Does the 13-3 record with Dallas last season not count for anything? I'm not saying he's the best and sure a significant part of last season's success for Dallas was Jason Garrett but he's helped the defense a lot, especially that front seven that was only okay a couple of seasons back. Ok, I thought the last part of my comment got over the point I was being sarcastic. Regardless of anything (talent, owner, coaching staff) leading a team to a 13-3 record in the NFL does not make you "League's Worst Coach".

Yah, but Wade Phillips has been a bad head coach longer than any of them. I still shudder thinking of his tenure in Denver and those weird-ass pants he use to wear.

Yeah, let Texas Tech have their top five spot for the week. They'll lose two or three times this year and end up in that 17-25 area like they usually do. And I agree with HTTK on Texas jumping over Alabama. Just because Alabama was #2 shouldn't mean they automatically move up. Texas was #5 and beat the #1 team. They should be the #1, with Alabama staying at #2, and Penn State at #3.

Patrick Crayton and Jason Witten each had the same amount of catches as T.O. (7) and more yardage. Romo is very good at spreading the ball around. But, nonetheless, lol dallas.

If Alabama continues this spanking AT Georgia, I think they have a real case for being #1 when the new polls come out. But there is still another half to play.

Yeah, you want to draft him in the first round? Matt Millen?

My wife is reading that right now, and she is also enjoying it quite a bit.

No, sir. Playoffs are still the same as they have been. Top two teams get bye's, and the other two divisional winners host a wildcard team. (Y)

HAHAHAHAHA! What a fucking dumbass. Stupid fuck rookie DeShean Jackson is too worried about his stupid dance than scoring. I'd fine his dumb ass. And make him write an essay on how incredibly fucking stupid he is. Especially if they don't even score here. Oh, and lol, philly.

Yeah, and the same happened two years ago and look what happened then. The Ravens schedule pretty much guarantees them 7-8 wins. It'll keep them involved until like week 12. Plus, some experts were picking the Ravens this year because of the same reason the Bucs have been able to hang on well after appearing relevant. No schedule guarantees 7 or 8 wins in the NFL. Especially with a rookie at quarterback.

I was going to say. Milwaukee is a Hell of a lot closer to Chicago than Houston. But it was good to see Zambrano have all those Cubbie fans there for a very special moment.