Noah
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And bam! The shine's off the apple. And that's when you find out that that pretty little girl you married isn't a pretty little girl at all. No, she's a man-eater. And I'm not talking about the "whoa-whoa, here she comes" kind of man-eater. I'm talking about the kind that uses your dignity as a dishtowel to wipe up any shreds of manhood that might be stuck in...
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You're 22? Geez I remember when you were the baby of the .400ss set.
Happy birthday anways man
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Do you know how much you annoy me?
The answer is a lot
Should I list the reasons why?
Well, I don't see why not
It's your hair, your nose, your chinless face You always need a hug
Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug
That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex
And, oh my God, stop telling me when you have ner...
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Haaaaaaaaaaappy Birthday!!
Enjoy your 23rd but be sure you don't do anything Scott Hall wouldn't do!