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  1. Noah

    is there anyway to "simulate" ewb?

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      Go to a gay bar

  2. Noah

    Do you really think you are better than Gazz?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      THIS CAPACITY CROWD HAS BECOME UNGGGLLUUEEEEDDD!

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      I'd say I'm about even with him.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I know I am.

  3. Noah

    Rich, apparently so thin he's invisible. It's like he's the anti-Ruki.

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    2. Lineker

      Lineker

      Can't be that.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Who are you to doubt El Gazzy?

    4. Rich

      Rich

      He is magnetic guys, but remember, magnets also repel things, just like Gazz

  4. Noah

    GREATEST RIC FLAIR PORNO OF ALL TIME ------>>

  5. Noah

    Mitt Romney to challenge Carlito?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Hes gotta get through Callaghan first.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      We need a Scott Steiner moderated debate.

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      We need Scott Steiner to be in a debate. He convinced me it was a good idea to bomb Iraq!

  6. Noah

    Brad Harris is the way of the future, current politicians on both sides just don't seem to get the problems of the common folk.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      PRETTY POLITICIANS BUYING SOULS FOR US ARE PUPPETS!

    2. KONGO

      KONGO

      Did Brad Harris join Public Enemy, Mach?

  7. Noah

    My plants were all borked :(

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I bet Skummy purposely borked them, as he is the worst.

    2. Skummy

      Skummy

      Some of them are die :(

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      You ort to be ashamed.

  8. Noah

    Reasons why Emile Heskey is better than Goldberg

    1. Noah

      Noah

      None, apparently :(

    2. Noah

      Noah

      None, apparently :(

  9. Noah

    Emile Heskey, noted goalscorer.

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Emile Heskey has more England U-21 caps than Messi ever will.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Emile Heskey, gentle and thorough lover.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Emile Heskey, gentle and thorough lover.

  10. Noah

    The state of status updates makes me want to drink heavily.

  11. Noah

    Junior only holds the Heavyweight belt because I allow it.

    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      Who you calling Junior, junior?!

    2. tomroe

      tomroe

      You lost to Chieck Kongo and ducked Daniel Cormier!

    3. Noah

      Noah

      The stupid frenchie cheated and I'd rather shut that fucker Rampage up, than face that nobody.

  12. Noah

    Apparently bigfoot does exist. I bet I could take 'im though.

    1. Damian WayLNKe

      Damian WayLNKe

      Say his name three times in the dark and he'll steal all of your salted meats.

  13. Noah

    I piss excellence

    1. MDK

      MDK

      and shit mustard

    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      Sounds painful

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      Because of those free catheter samples?

  14. Noah

    What's this I hear about Roy Keane going off to manage in Turkey?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      He was pleased to find someone who hated Leeds as much as he does.

  15. Noah

    jth didn't screw Thomas Callaghan, Thomas Callaghan screwed Thomas Callaghan!

  16. Noah

    How could any game with Ruki in it, be called Small world?

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      If you look at the far left of the map, there's a whale in the ocean. Question answered.

    3. Ruki

      Ruki

      :/

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Don't act like it isn't you, you fat douche fuck.

  17. Noah

    Even though they'll more than likely drop the ball, I do always hope they find the nut.

  18. Noah

    Heskey to the A-League?

    1. GA!

      GA!

      THINK OF THE MATCHES

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      Technically they'd be the same matches, but Heskey would be on one of the teams.

  19. Noah

    Bas Rutten, noted literary critic.

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    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      ''Now Ron was deadly afraid of spiders, but Harry took one down by the legs and started making toothpaste of his face.''

      Harry Potter, spoken by Bas Rutten.

    3. Rich

      Rich

      You have no idea who Bas Rutten is do you Jason?

    4. KONGO

      KONGO

      It actually sounds like Jason knows exactly who Bas Rutten is.

  20. Noah

    I like to gorf it, gorf it.

  21. Noah

    I haven't been paying attention, is Brad Harris president yet?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Yes.

    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      All hail President Harris!

  22. Noah

    let's all have a Tupperware party!

  23. Noah

    HOLY LION! ITS GAZZ'S BALLS!

  24. Noah

    >PUNT BIG SHOW

  25. Noah

    Leapin' Larry Zbyszko

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