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  1. Somebody needs to start a diary based on a promotion funded by Brad Harris.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Skummy needs to book him into a feud in one of his whacky WWE games.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      He seems more like a TNA signing.

    3. Naitch
  2. I, for one, am glad Krone finally got around to updating his status.

  3. Carlito forever, England never!

  4. What kind of world is it, when Merlin gets cancelled but a Charlie Sheen-less Two & a Half Men remains popular and on the air?

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    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      To be fair, Merlin was going absolutely nowhere.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Benji is right but I mentioned Sheen-less to pretty much say that if there was ever anything that made the show even close to redeemable, it's gone and yet it's more popular now than it has been in years :(

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Sadly stoke is right to :(

  5. So we could insult Blackburn and get away with it now, I assume?

  6. Brad Harris, president of our hearts.

  7. Zoot is the bestest.

  8. We would do well to set Lukie up with a frosty lumberjack.

  9. This isn't the end of the world, nor is it the beginning of the end of the world but it is perhaps the end of the beginning.

    1. MDK
    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      of the genesis of McGillicutty.

  10. Does Kaitlyn have a grudge against Urkel?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      As long as I have a face, Kaitlyn will always have a place to sit.

  11. How long before Ruki starts eating the paint?

    1. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Soon hopefully, I need a client to represent.

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      How long until The Rabbitman becomes Ralph Wolferson?

  12. Happy Birthday man!

    Best person on EWB! Way better than those stinky north americans.

  13. Happy Birthday man!

    Best person on EWB! Way better than those stinky north americans.

  14. It really annoys me, when Metalman's chicken shits on my heel :(

  15. I, for one, welcome our ugg boot spamming overlords.

  16. 'IT'S JOHN FUCKING HOWARD'S FAULT'.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      John Howard was a saint.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      No that was Roger Moore.

    3. Plubby

      Plubby

      Jonny Hizzle: Best PM.

  17. Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,

  18. Emile Heskey failed to score for the first time in a month :(

  19. Where's Trent?

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Last time I saw him selling slushies at the concession stand.

    2. Whtie Dolphin

      Whtie Dolphin

      Booking PRW Burnout and preparing to screwjob Hugh de Aske again.

  20. All this fucking going on and there's poor old Lukie sitting in the corner, crying. Are you all proud of yourselves?

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    2. TEOL

      TEOL

      He's not crying. He's making a lasagne... for one.

    3. SeanDMan

      SeanDMan

      A lasagne of tears. And meat sauce.

    4. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      A bolognese of sadness.

  21. Yvan eht Nioj

    1. deli

      deli

      I have a sudden urge to join the navy.

    2. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Superliminal Advertising. "HEY YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!"

  22. GREAT LEAPING SALAMANDERS OF FLAME!!!!

  23. Heskey scores twice in Jets' win

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      You're all jealous that Europe is lost without his world class talents.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      You're all jealous that Europe is lost without his world class talents.

    4. Owen

      Owen

      4 goals in 4 games. W. T. F.

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