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  1. Noah

    It's William Regal, for fuck's sake

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      SHES FROM NORRICH YA KNOB!

  2. Noah

    There ain't no grave can hold Sousa down.

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    2. Mick

      Mick

      Then I guess we'll skip using a grave.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Sousa will wish he'd stopped Kaney in 2012 soon enough.

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      I don't understand, why is my house surrounded by 8-year-olds with machine guns?

  3. Noah

    Disco fever!

    1. Thrilla

      Thrilla

      DISCO FEVER!

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Disco Fever,

      Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

  4. Noah

    I can smeel my vengance!

  5. Noah

    Who will challenge Erik "Carl Erikson" Carlson?

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Lenny

  6. Noah

    Would Howard Hesseman lie for weed?

  7. Noah

    Is there anybody who wishes to replace Bad Eddie in my boxing simulation game in the cube? You'd be taking over a fed with boxers the calibre of Mike Tyson, Lennox Lewis & Wladimir Klitschko

  8. Noah

    and Hitler takes a flaming chair to the spine, in what will surely go down in history as one of Wrestlemania's greatest moments!

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Hitler is a hashtag heel

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      #mahbad

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      Reich is on a roll, Reich is on a roll

  9. Noah

    I heard Ruki went into a restaurant and he ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I heard Ruki was stuck on Sorrento beach but has now returned home to the ocean.

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Shit, I just saw that Yahoo is browsing my profile :o I'd better hide behind Ruki!

  10. Noah

    TIM BRESNAN ???

  11. Noah

    Where's me bloody Pizza Brenchill?

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Try Benji's.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      HEY BREN.

      PIZZA'S GOIN' OUT.

      C'MAAAAAAAHN.

  12. Noah

    I am Abslom Daak, Dalek Killer.

  13. Noah

    What about Ameobi, like?

  14. Noah

    Who will challenge Afa Anoai Jr?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Coming soon from the people who brought you 2011's smash hit 'Who will challenge Carlito?' and its less financially successful sequels 'Who will challenge Debojit Bhowmick?' 'Who will challenge Thomas Callaghan?' and 'Who will challenge Nathan Jones?' and the one that started it all that has been forgotten over time, 'Who will challenge Sean Morley?

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      NOTE: the makers of 'Who will challenge Giant Bernard?', 'Who will challenge Gunther Von Karma?', 'Who will challenge L.A. Par-K?' and 'Who will challenge Who?' were unavailable for comment

  15. Noah

    Signups are now open for a fun new forum game based on the hilarious Survivor parody Total Drama

  16. Noah

    Life is like a Hurricane....

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      A midcarder with a rubbish gimmick?

    2. nufan

      nufan

      I keep singing life is a highway, as life is a hurricane now!

    3. HC

      HC

      Rock me like The Hurricane!

  17. Noah

    I'd like to think this is how CM Punk walked out of the wwe

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

  18. Noah

    A guest is currently viewing a 7 year old diary. Thus ends the pointless active user report.

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    2. kliq

      kliq

      why does it make the list pointless though?

    3. Noah

      Noah

      The list isn't pointless, I like it. What's pointless is my mentioning it via status.

    4. kliq

      kliq

      gotcha

  19. Noah

    Disco fever!

  20. Noah

    Humans! The Vindaloovian people despise all humans. They are the vermin of the universe. Is that not right Bhindi Bhaji?

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      You bet! We hate humans! Scum scum scum scum scum!

  21. Noah

    Somebody get Stoke to write Cranky Vince again! It's therapeutic when faced with baffling real life booking decisions.

    1. HC

      HC

      Life imitates art.

  22. Noah

    Google is currently looking up an EWR update thread from Dec '11. Google is missing out on some fine masturbation topics.

  23. Noah

    Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine You guys are on my mind You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see I wanna be famous. I wanna live close to the sun Well pack your bags cuz I've already won Everything to prove nothing in my way I'll get there one day cuz I wanna be famous na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous

  24. Noah

    Just browsing the online users and one guest is viewing a 2 year old topic about shower masturbation. Step 1 Make more topics about masturbation Step 2 More members join Step 3 Kliq buys a dozen ivory back scratchers.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Nah, that was me. Forgot to log in.

  25. Noah

    Brakkus to be a surprise entrant in the Rumble!

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