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  1. Noah
    1. Noah

      Noah

      Sometimes the world looks perfect,

      Nothing to rearrange.

      Sometimes you just get a feeling

      Like you need some kind of change.

  2. Noah

    Congratulations 007. You saved the girl and destroyed most of my equipment. I hope you're happy 007?

  3. Noah

    #BOOTS2ASSES

  4. Noah

    I dare someone to unlock this status!

    1. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Now what???

    2. Plubby

      Plubby

      Checkmate.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Dare you to do it again!

  5. Noah

    Gazz vs Orton! Loser gets to fight Mick!

  6. Noah

    Gazz vs Rich! Loser gets to fight Randy Orton!

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Gazz can lay down for me all he likes

  7. Noah

    Love is the only thing that can save this poor creature, and I am going to convince him that he is loved even at the cost of my own life. No matter what you hear in there, no matter how cruelly I beg you, no matter how terribly I may scream, do not open this door or you will undo everything I have worked for. Do you understand? Do not open this door.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      MMMMMMMMMMMM!

  8. Noah
    1. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      ???

  9. Noah

    Perhaps the same can be said of ALL religions.

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    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Not this shit again. :@

    3. Mick

      Mick

      THE.

    4. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      :@

  10. Noah

    I hate you...yeah you! You know who you are.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I hate you too.

    2. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Don't you fucking know what you are?

  11. Noah
    1. Cole

      Cole

      poor jobbers carrying him

  12. Noah

    Candlejack has been released from his contract. We wish him all the b

  13. Noah

    Now that Tupac Watson has turned on Kaney, what should their grudge match be? A street fight? No DQ? Scottish flag on a pole match?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Scottish flag on a pole match (as if a flag would be on anything other than a pole)

    2. Noah

      Noah

      A Scottish flag on Ivan Putski match.

  14. Noah

    Now that Tupac Watson and Kaney have decided to form a tag team, who will challenge them?

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Future Keith is going to steal Strings from Present Keith and cause a rift in the K-time continuum.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Sousa, I've got some bad news for you...

    4. Kaney

      Kaney

      Abuh?

  15. Noah

    Now that Benji has been beaten to death, who will challenge Kaney?

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Give me a minute and I'll find out. It'll probably be between Carlito, Dennis Gregory and Future Keith.

    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Tupac Watson.

  16. Noah

    Who will challenge Kaney? Benji apparently.....

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I'll get the poll ready......or when Vince Russo shows up, he can get the pole ready.

    2. Kaney

      Kaney

      I would beat Benji to death with a shovel.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      Talk about a burial.

  17. Noah

    Where's the beef?

  18. Noah

    Mad Jack has reached the half century of posts today but can he catch up to Lineker?

  19. Noah

    Kenny > Daryl

    1. Benji

      Benji

      TWD?

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      No, Meng's adopted sons.

  20. Noah

    GWO! GWO! GWO!

  21. Noah

    Gazz is slowly taking over EWB it seems.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      I stared work at 9am and finished my day's work by 9.35...

  22. Noah

    What was I laughing about? Oh, yes. That crippled Irishman.

  23. Noah

    If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.

  24. Noah

    Why are you all trying to combo break Rich? :( C'mon Rich we bo-lieve in you! You CAN be the last post in all the sections!

    1. Rich

      Rich

      Like I wish to sully myself by posting in the Dome

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Ouch Rich! :(

  25. Noah

    Bing is viewing Gazz's birthday thread and a guest is viewing his profile. Gazz is clearly the hottest thing on EWB right now.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      Well it used to be all about Rider but then he got married and lost EWB's single female demographic.

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      Shit! The Feds!

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Gazz must be wearing a $9.99 price tag.

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