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Noah

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  1. Stok treats his sithole really poorly.

  2. I don't like you, you, you, or you. As for you, you're alright I guess.

  3. Don' t be alarmed, Apu. Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing the hat.

  4. Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

  5. I just heard that Jimmy Del Ray died. I guess he really is a heavenly body now. :(

  6. Fear the Bat-nipples!

  7. I hate your face.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      I face your hate.

      And I rise above it.

  8. Tupac Watson was clearly robbed.

  9. Describe a song title using your penis.

    1. JasonM
    2. LL!

      LL!

      wifoao;iejf;eawijfio;awejf;oejw fiojaw;oifjeaio;fjawio;fjawio;fjewaio;fj;ewioafj;aweifjeio;wafje;aiojfa;wfjaewiofja;ijf;eiawjf;iowjefia;j;feojwa;foijewiofjaweiofjawiofje;waoijfwa;ifje;iwajf;iowajf;aioj;f;weijfa;wiofjaeiowfjaoiefja;iwojfaeiojfa

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      I tried by my dick hit ctl alt del all at once.

  10. Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      which is all porn to me because i am a laboratory mouse whose genes have been splouced but still spare me your bullshit pinky.

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Haha giantess porn gene splouced typo

    4. Sousa

      Sousa

      look i am very tired this is what you're getting today.

  11. See? I just kicked Stan!

  12. It's telling me today's birthday's and apparently both Forky and DMN are over 30! Thank God for that. Come you 2, let us talk about all these youngsters walking all over our lawns and suchlike.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      It's technically tomorrow but since you're from Bizarro land, I think it is tomorrow there. :P

  13. Someone should insult Blackburn. They'd definitely be 'taking a break' then.

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      I wouldn't do that, not with RW's likely hangover.

    2. R.W.

      R.W.

      Hangovers are for dingles. I don't do hangovers.

  14. Ambush Bug needs a movie.

  15. Cory Graves has feelings to, you know. :(

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      What kind of feelings does he harbour towards you know?

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Deep and disturbing ones.

  16. Recruit Kaney to fight Obama.

  17. What is it with right wing nut jobs and their terribly uncreative spins on the name Obama that they think they are the wittiest people on earth for using? I remember us discussing Obummer before and the latest one appears to be Obola.

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Wonkette calls him B. Barry Bamz and it cracks me up for some reason.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      What an Obama-nation!

    4. Yung Lean

      Yung Lean

      We are The Nation! Obama-Nation!

  18. I feel sorry for that new user who had to sign up as "J ames" because Linkeker stole "James" like the meanie that he is. :(

  19. Miss Anders! I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.

  20. Listen, rummy, I'm gonna say it plain and simple. Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?

  21. Work of art.........or crazy container of purple knockout gas?

  22. A wild peasant village appears!

  23. I'm watching the In Your House Dvd collection. Todd Pettengill you guys!

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