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  1. Zangief: General Bison is a bad guy? If you know then why do you work for him? Dee Jay: Because he paid me a freakin fortune, Man! If you know what's good for you you'll save your own ass! Zangief: ...you got paid?

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Quick! Change the Channel!

  2. The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.

  3. * BUZZ * Vous êtes condamné à une amende d'un crédit pour une violation du Statut du Moralité verbale.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Peut-être que la même chose pourrait être dit de toutes les religions!

    2. Tyrone
  4. What's the Grog up to these days?

  5. Why the fuck is Bing browsing "Battle for Vince's soul"?

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    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Bing just enjoys rape fiction.

    3. Sousa

      Sousa

      I think that's a different one.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Bing is now browsing The General's profile. I wonder if there is a connection here?

  6. Leaping Lanny Poffo's going boffo!

    1. Tyrone

      Tyrone

      Hogan's Heroes!

  7. staryu > electabuzz

  8. Arizona smells funny.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Just like the DEMON Kane

  9. Its Internet Championship Wrestling's biggest event of the year, Fabulous February Fight Fest VII, and it comes your way for 5 nights in a row from 5 different locations as the war between ICW and AAA reaches a fever pitch as they will compete in a Best-of-13-Series throughout the event, plus 12 other blockbuster matches take place, 13 titles in all will be on the line, with over 125 stars appearing, its the can't miss event of the year!

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Thanks for the free promotion :)

  10. Sin City 2: The Adventures of Gazz

  11. Chav Guerrero. Next great gimmick idea.

  12. Drink every time Srar chants USA! USA! USA!

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    2. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      Doesn't Roddy Piper already do that?

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      Srar chants USA to literally everything. Germany wins the World Cup... USA! USA! USA!

    4. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Because it should have been USA in there!

  13. When a walker bites chuck norris, the walker turns into chuck norris.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      So does that make the Walker, Texas Ranger?

  14. Slogger turnt out a little racist.

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      He is so racist that Tony Abbott is offended by him.

  15. The Demon the DEMON Kane

  16. There is even less point to this status, than to the one below it.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      ALL UNFIT CITIZENS OF EWB MUST BE RECONDITIONED!

  17. I have had this username for a touch over 6 months. I do believe that's a new record for me.

  18. That horrible moment when you realise you rank lower than JTH on EWB :(

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      From the silence I guess nobody cares about MVP.

      Could I make being Hardcore Holly's number 1 fan work?

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Yeah, go with Holly. MVP used to be cool, but something happened. I think its called the TNA effect.

    4. Purple!

      Purple!

      How about being the favourite of only one of Los Matadores? Like, you're all for Diego, if only he could split from that arsehole Fernando.

  19. So Green Mario isn't a DavidMarrio name change. Good to know.

  20. We should pass the hat around and buy Malaga.....then have them challenge Carlito.

  21. Drew McIntrye can pull off a moonsault, but more rotations would equal “more chicks,” Drew knows the secret of attracting women!

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      *grabs a pen and paper* "Women.....like......rotations" Thanks Drew :)

  22. IfNathanJonesWinsWeRejoice

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      IfTheyBothWinWePartyWithApplesand KangaroosUntilSunrise

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