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  1. Noah

    Jeff Jarrett to win the Rumble in a major swerve!

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Can't wait for Jarrett v. Orton: Once in a Lifetime.......except that time we do it on Raw three weeks after WrestleMania and again on Smackdown 2 months later.

  2. Noah

    Is there still an active link to that Cheerleader Melissa video set to that Evanescence song? I loved that video but I can't seem to find it anywhere :(

    1. HC

      HC

      This it?

    2. Owen

      Owen

      #23 was a good maunsolt.

  3. Noah

    Is cloudtheconfused confused because he/she isn't the only Cloudy on EWB?

  4. Noah

    It seems things are even steamier in Far North Queensland than you may have suspected — the hot, hot region is home to not one but two of the Australian cities that snapped up the most sex toys in 2013.

    1. Gazz

      Gazz

      It's no coincidence that sex toy purchases increased 1400% the moment I left Cairns.

  5. Noah

    The million dollar princess, has just become a dairy queen!

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      Milk-O-Mania has run wild on Raw!

  6. Noah

    You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      ....Get out of my room, Del.

  7. Noah

    is off to Japan to fight Cro Cop

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      To quote the wisest man in video games, That Guy From Smash TV: Good luck... you'll need it.

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      *waggles eyebrows*

  8. Noah

    Who was EWB's best poster before EWB's best poster? This is like the chicken and the egg all over again.

    1. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      Egg came first. No mystery there.

    2. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Me.

    3. RoHitman Reigns

      RoHitman Reigns

      You have never been an option for the best Ethan so that's a lie you were in the running.

  9. Noah

    Number 986 - left arm bar

    1. JasonM

      JasonM

      Number 987 - Three headed triple spinebuster into a spinning credunza.

    2. Roster Depth Sicko No. 2

      Roster Depth Sicko No. 2

      Number 988 - ARM-bar

  10. Noah

    Number 109 - bow and arrow submission

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Also the name of some very dirty Lord of the Rings fanfiction.

  11. Noah

    Yeah that looks bloody incredible.

  12. Noah

    Ruki would be a welcome addition to UFCs heavyweight division.

    1. HC

      HC

      Try Super Heavyweight!

  13. Noah

    Senseless Dick Murdoch cameos are always welcome.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      Yeah, 'Senseless' Dick Murdoch was always my favourite.

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Whereas senseless Trevor Murdoch cameos are only sometimes welcome.

  14. Noah

    They should do a Fuji Vice reunion movie.

  15. Noah

    but especially Bort!

  16. Noah

    I don't know why I'm being so mean to Lineker. I guess it's true that you hurt the ones you love.

  17. Noah

    Cloudy is pretty special, why haven't you wished him a happy birthday yet?

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Oh I get it, you think you're better than him right? Well that's just crazy! You're nothing!

    2. Hornswoggle4PM

      Hornswoggle4PM

      I don't think he knows who I am, Mr. Ego the Second.

    3. Noah

      Noah

      Cloudy is a man of the people, I'm sure he knows everyone on here.

  18. Noah

    I tried to swallow down 1000 years of anger but started to gag at 756 :(

  19. Noah

    Eddie finally has a champion!

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Bad Eddie, Good Eddie or Mehddie?

    2. Noah

      Noah

      One of the above.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Is it Carlito by any chance?

  20. Noah

    but especially Ace!

    1. Ace

      Ace

      Especially Ace what?

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Yes.

    3. EddieG

      EddieG

      Exactly.

  21. Noah

    Needs more King Kong Bundy.

  22. Noah

    Robbie E winning is the best thing ever.

    1. Sweet Holy Moses

      Sweet Holy Moses

      Does the E stand for Ethan? Because he'd be the best Ethan ever.

  23. Noah

    Leighton M'FN Baines.

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Dixon M'FN Bainbridge.

    2. Rafael

      Rafael

      Danny M'FN Simpson.

  24. Noah

    This has turnt into a pretty good day.

  25. Noah

    If there's something strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call? CLOUDY'S FRIEND!

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