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  1. Noah

    Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace 'accidentally' with 'repeatedly' and replace 'dog' with 'son.'

  2. Noah

    Who will challenge Prince Devitt?

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    2. Gazz

      Gazz

      The Duke of Danger

    3. Owen

      Owen

      Justin Timberlake.

    4. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Carlito. The answer is always Carlito.

  3. Noah

    Vote 1 Bustlin' Brad Harris!

  4. Noah

    Gary Priest: Unofficial Biographer of Brad Harris.

  5. Noah

    Blue Beetle > all

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      The Big Blue Ant > Blue Beetle

  6. Noah

    50p for Mark Bonsich to carry the drinks?

  7. Noah

    50p for Mark Bonsich to carry the drinks?

  8. Noah

    This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they will have written the greatest novel known to man. [reading] "It was the best of times, it was the 'blurst' of times"? You stupid monkey!

  9. Noah

    Could Kriss Sprules get away with saying "Hey, at least I'm not Shannon Moore!"?

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    2. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Shannon Moore's a douchebag has-been but at least he was in 3 Count. Sprules can't say that.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Shannon Moore has been a pro wrestler. Sprules can't say that.

    4. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      But Sprules was in the unanimous winner for EWB MOTY once.

  10. Noah

    "I didn't come to EWB to get my ass kicked by no punks on a moped"

  11. Noah

    I'm trying to keep up with the Hogan/Andre story. Was Andre 9 or 10ft?

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Please. Vince totally exaggerated that figure. It was actually 249,996.

    3. gunnar hendershow

      gunnar hendershow

      There were no other matches on the card that night, everyone came solely for that match.

    4. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Andre also weighed 10 tons at the time and Hogan still managed to press slam him over his head.

  12. Noah

    He's a man.

    1. Lint

      Lint

      Such a man

    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      He's a real

    3. Nerf

      Nerf

      A real man's man

  13. Noah

    I wonder if Men at Work helped build WWE City?

    1. HC

      HC

      Well, it is located in a land down under.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      We built this city on The Rock and Roll-ins.

  14. Noah

    Is Jeff Jarrett technically a Eurocontinental champion? I seem to remember him beating D-Lo and then giving the Euro belt to Mark Henry.

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Beating D-Lo for both titles after D-Lo beat him to win the IC and retain the Euro belt previously.

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      He still held both titles for a day before giving the Euro title to Henry, so I'm sure it counts.

    3. Sean O'Game

      Sean O'Game

      Yeah, Jarrett is considered a Eurocontinental champion. He did hold the two titles simultaniously, even if for a very, very brief period.

  15. Noah

    I say England's greatest prime minister was Lord Palmerston!"

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      And I for one agree with you!

  16. Noah

    It's quarter to three, there's no one in the place........that has hair as good as Brad Jones

  17. Noah

    Brad Jones has better hair than you.

    1. Nerf

      Nerf

      My sentiments exactly.

    2. Hobo

      Hobo

      He shaved his head weeks ago!

      Oh.. You mean the other one.

  18. Noah

    Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?

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    2. Benjamin

      Benjamin

      No, Mick, I don't think it's Triple H. Also you misspelled Triple H.

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      I heard he was responsible for holding back the electric car and making Steve Guttenberg a star, though that hasn't been 100% confirmed.

    4. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Is it the infamous Chinese gangster Wi Du?

  19. Noah

    Needs more King Kong Bundy.

  20. Noah

    TEOL should be Ireland's real King.

  21. Noah

    Lukie vs Plubby should headline the next UFC event in Australia.

    1. Slogger

      Slogger

      I'd fly to Perth for that.

  22. Noah

    Why don't you get one of those hands-free phones? It's the next best thing to paying attention to the road!

  23. Noah

    Why does the Boogeyman care about a steam summer sale?

    1. Benji

      Benji

      Because he's a Boogeyboy at heart.

  24. Noah

    I now want Hulk Hogan's cape.

  25. Noah

    I now want Hulk Hogan's cape.

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      I said that!

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Lies~!

    3. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      You don't tug on Hulk Hogan's cape, you don't spit in the wind

      You don't pull the mask off that old Jushin Lyger,

      and you don't mess around with Hillbilly Jim.

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