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  1. Noah

    AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES AMERICAN MALES

    1. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      When you see them coming you better run for cover; girls you don't need a weekend lover.

    2. JasonM

      JasonM

      mhmmmmmmmmmm American Males!

    3. Walker

      Walker

      SLAM YA GRANDMA! SLAM YA GRANDMA! SLAM YA GRANDMA!

  2. Noah

    That annoying board problem thread, isn't more picking on Lineker is it? :(

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      When did it become cool to pick on Lineker?

    2. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      For always. EWB was founded by anti-Semites.

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I thought we were Baddar haters. I need to keep up on the weekly changes.

  3. Noah

    Confession: I liked the Mean Street Posse.

    1. KONGO

      KONGO

      My favorite member was Willie Green (the Unseen).

  4. Noah

    From a facebook friend:-"I would like to thank Russell Crowe for picking up my husband Russell Cook yesterday. My hubby was running to make the Rabbitohs game in the rain and a black hummer pulled up and a man asked my Russ if he wanted a lift, when my hubby looked around it was Russell Crowe, my hubby got in and was taken to the stadium. Thank you Mr Crowe as my kids and I were worried where he was. A true gentleman...."

    1. apsham

      apsham

      Probably a stripper named Russell Crowe.

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Perhaps it was Russell Crow.

    3. apsham

      apsham

      Kurt Russel Crowe

  5. Noah

    Rider truly is EWB's best poster.

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Quoted for truth!

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      It's more of an ironic name, like when someone tall get's nicknamed Tiny.

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Or Super or Kings.

  6. Noah

    About to eat some Pie. Have heard good things.

  7. Noah

    Now that Brenchill is rich, how long before he buys EWB?

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      James is no Devon.

    3. brenchill

      brenchill

      He's certainly no D'Lo Brown.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      Nobody is as wonderful as Mr Brown.

  8. Noah

    Triple H slams his fist on the table.

  9. Noah

    I've got some bad news for you Baddar fans.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      I've got some worse news for you Worsar fans.

  10. Noah

    Who is better looking, Ellis or David Beckham?

  11. Noah

    Who is better looking, Ruel Fox or metalman?

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I think the better question is who is better looking, Raul Fox or David Forlan?

  12. Noah

    Who is better looking, Ellis or metalman?

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    2. apsham

      apsham

      Metal Mario.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Everyone else.

    4. TEOL

      TEOL

      Metalman. No contest.

  13. Noah

    9 out of 10 Nerf friends recommend the Miz for your sexual pleasure.

  14. Noah

    Jack95 we hardly knew ye :(

  15. Noah

    With all that charisma Yokozuna should have been in the movies.

  16. Noah

    We need a Bob Backlund related naming trend.

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      No we don't.

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      But he's the Plebeians Champion

  17. Noah

    I bet Skummy is like the Vince McMahon of Channel Island Wrestling. Posing as a humble staff member but he's actually the man in charge.

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    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Some say he is the Devil himself.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      Skummy was apoplectic after the last CIW show!

    4. brenchill

      brenchill

      Juggernaut is in the dog house after the last CIW show.

  18. Noah

    +1 Baddar

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      -2

    2. Baddar

      Baddar

      Wait, what did I do?

    3. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      Stop messing with him. Poor bastard may start to develop pride and it's too late for him now. :(

  19. Noah

    Free Cloudy in 2013!

    1. MDK

      MDK

      Free Cloudy? You'd have to pay me to take him.

  20. Noah

    Thrilla is stealing Srar's gimmick :(

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Being the object of Gazz's unrelenting lust?

    2. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      The difference is Gazz has been inside NBT.

  21. Noah

    Bam Neely

    1. HC

      HC

      Can we make this an everyday thing?

    2. Noah

      Noah

      Yes

  22. Noah

    People eat vegemite. The fuck is that.

    1. The Lusophone

      The Lusophone

      Something Australian.

  23. Noah

    Why should we bow down to Sousa when he's just a prince? He needs to assassinate his parents before he can throw his weight around!

    1. tenaciousg

      tenaciousg

      Well, given the namesake, he's just gotta marry Jasmine and he'll be Sultan one day.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Because I've got ninety-five white Persian monkeys (HE'S GOT THE MONKEYS. YOU SEE THE MONKEYS?).

  24. Noah

    Somebody posted in the Wrestling Spirit section? :o

  25. Noah

    Baddar's uncle is the worst.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      -1 for Baddar...'s Uncle

    2. LL!

      LL!

      Baddar sucks.

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