Noah

Lets all start a MPH themed username trend!

Closed and moved to archives doesn't have the same ring to it

is going to see Johnny English Reborn in 2.5 hours!

This status message is locked for being much too silly

I dare a mod to unlock this status!

We still have no definitive answer as to who refs the matches when you have no refs. How will any of us sleep at night?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

What if I want to turn my back on the Wolfpac? Surely it's my choice?

What the guy below me said

Before you jump on the Ryder bandwagon, remember that Curt Hawkins needs some love. Will you abandon him in his time of need?

The Muppets Green Album ftw!

We will cease to be HERE, because none of this will have occurred. But we will exist back on Red Dwarf, before all this began. With, of course, no memory of these events, which, of course, never happened. And as these events never happened, we will have no memory of them. In which case, Mister Rimmer, Sir, I should like to take this opportunity of saying that you are the most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!

Has anyone ever told you that you are a disgusting, pus-filled bubo who has all the wit, charm and self-possession of an Alsatian dog after a head-swap operation?

I've been dropped into the Kalahari Desert carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a packet of Sherbert Lemons, and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan.

Yes but the thing is, about Captain Oates; the thing you have to remember about Captain Oates; Captain Oates... Captain Oates was a prat. If that'd been me, I'd've stayed in the tent, whacked Scott over the head with a frozen husky, and then eaten him.

So was MPH banned/had a fit and left for good? I get that impression from some of the status messages...

You really have to get PCM!

I just had Cadel Evans win the Australian Championships with O'Grady in 4th and Richie Porter in 7th!

I just saw an old episode of Family Guy, In it, they took a shot at Scrubs for allegedly not being funny. I mean c'mon really?

One thing I've learned is to never play Operation against a surgeon for money.

Yer turn to select your drivers in the GPM2Legends thread.

I'm changing you to a yes because you're fiesty!

I'm skipping Be, you can pick your drivers now

now that the Todd is a resident, he wants to clear things up so you don't have to wonder any more. [pointing to nurses] Yes, yes, no, yes, no, and yes if I've been drinking.

Your turn to pick your drivers!

But Ed is a trendsetter!