tomroe

You should get her lessons in dirty talk.

Or him. Whichever.

Cheer up, worse things happen at sea.

It was about the UFC result last night, but ya know, no spoilers in the shoutbox

Trust me, I know your legs are pleading to leap...but it'll turn out alright.

Daylight come and me wanna go home.

.. god dammit.

Apparently the promoters didn't pay the charity it was for.

Sonnen! Sonnen! Sonnen!

With Ed the hillbilly, yes.

It was Clone High's deformed and not as good cousin.

If you like the Dan Band then you have no respect for the history of professional wrestling.

Tomster is never going to live that down is he? The Arn hater!!

It happened one day ago, so we'll call that "too early to judge."

Woah. I ain't gonna lie, I enjoy wrestling and watching Brock Lesnar lay on top of people and lunchbox there face in, but when it comes down to it, if he can't get someone to the ground and hold them there, he's screwed

Yes, how dare he play to his strengths as a 265 pound wrestler. Guy doesn't know Muy Thai, he fucking sucks.

....I didn't say that fuckface

I'm the same, except replace Linkin Park with Soundgarden. Or Limp Bizkit. Or Bush.

I thought they broke up. I guess not.

Linkin Park? Is it fucking 1998?

Yessir

You messed with Arn.

Gird your loins.

They're about to be torn from you.