Blue Rosler

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There were rumours right from the word go that Tesco paid for Mary to appear on the show, so I highly expect her record deal to come from Tesco Music. Doesn't help the fix stories that she was booted out before the final (so she couldn't win) and Tesco were the official partners for the magazine.

I've read a spoiler of who wins. But I miss Na'Onka, she was one of the few people that shamelessly played the game but still survived.

To me, Rebecca's voice is like nails down a blackboard. It's horrible. In an interview, Wagner also said that Matt sings like "a baby screaming to have its nappy changed’"

But you also liked Katie Waissel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P1BtqqD0WA

I think Paije last night made himself a contender, the best performance by a long, long way. He's very likeable, and got a distinctive voice...

Wagner stating "Cheryl's just a girl from a council estate who got lucky when somebody gave her a job in showbusiness" might make tonight a bit awkward.

You are a man of integrity, so yes.

Potential late-entrant spoilers

BRING BACK RAY WILKINS.

I now follow more of the Katie Weasel and X Factor Wagner fake Twitters. "One Direction, 4 Descended testicles. 2 more than last week. #xfactor " "In past week I be mistaken for Bill Bailey,Peter Stringfellow,Kate Garraway,Vanessa Feltz & now Tina Turner. I angry! I Wagner from xfactor!"

I just think it's more likely that Carlton Cole has photos like this.

I think Lembit will be doing quite a few challenges. And he's worth a pop betting wise. He was hilarious on... Have I Got News For You? So I think he can turn public opinion around.... like Paul Burrell did. I can see a Lembit/Aggros/Stacey final 3, with Nigel narrowly missing out.

It's easier to pick SWP than to listen to Ian Wright whinge for hours.

Bah, I was racing here to present The Sun's take on the anal fisting incident.

POW POW

What the fuck was that, Tesco Mary. I can't believe she's still 41/1 to be eliminated after that fucking hideous performance.

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT THE BITCH AIN'T ONE DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOO

He did a horrendously slow version of Thriller that was just mediocre. Wouldn't be surprised if he was bottom 2 tonight.

What annoys me most is people saying it's a game-changer. Tottenham were 1-0 down with around seven minutes to go, the referee played on to keep Spurs' momentum and give them a chance to get up and score. Giving the freekick to Spurs, booking Nani etc. would have slowed down the pace of the game, given Man Utd a chance to regroup in defence, and would have been slightly harder for Spurs to get up and score. It's a shitty scenario, and something we've come to expect from Nani, but really.... it wasn't a game changer.

Wagner will perform Bat Out Of Hell tomorrow. I have no clue what to expect.

Sad Times

The one problem this year is that the favourites for the final... there isn't a Winners Single that suits them all. Cher, One Direction and Matt - there's no way they'd all be able to pull off the same key-change ballad.