Blue Rosler

The person has got pretty much all of the results right so far from past series. (even when it's been a shock with Olly Murs bottom.) Pretty standard results, and if it's a double again, pretty obvious who is going.

Surely has to be Treyc, John and Katie in the bottom 3. They were just so dull. My cock is keeping Belle Amie alive

One of the dudes who posts spoilers on another site said this list was the bottom 6 last time: They've been right so far for the past few series, so I think that we might have the first 'shock' exit very soon.

Coming from the journalistic integrity that is the Daily Star and The Sun, Wagner is now going to be singing a mash-up of Spice Up Your Life and Livin' La Vida Loca. He's had shit loads of negative press, so he's doomed this week. (Cannabis smoking, those tapes The Sun got hold of) Matt's singing Hit Me Baby One More Time too apparently.

Still feels a bit like the Ronaldo deal, Alex Ferguson probably asked him to sign to boost the transfer fee up substancially if he sells him in January/the Summer.

Is there any other reason for being a dick?

If only RK! didn't give up comedy, judging by his self-reviews, then there'd be a really fucking funny sitcom right now.

What about Marlon King?

Well, Franny Jeffers is available on a free. He has a 100% scoring record for England, is the joint all-time under 21 goalscorer, and probably has similar sluggish fitness to Rooney.

Who did Man Utd spend the £80mill from Ronaldo on? >_>

I can imagine Rooney being a dick and buying out his contract. And I think it's funny presuming that the Glazer's will allow any money recouped to go to transfers. Everton get 25% of all money over £27million. I bet the new striker will have maybe a £10mill budget.

These Chelsea fans are aware that Anelka is a muslim and Yossi Benayoun is Jewish right? EDIT: What I actually wrote was that Yossi Benayoun is the most Jewish man in existance. I'm surprised he plays on the Sabbath, and doesn't wear a kippah.

People like Lucie and the other women who've gone out suffer from (a) the majority of voters are female and (b) everyone presumes 'eh, she's safe' and votes for their second favourite. Not everyone will be like the mental One Direction fans who probably vote 30 times each. Also maybe not the best to compare her to Stacey Solomon, her being the only act to ever reach the finals and not get a record contract.

There was no real controversy about Jedward beating Lucie, really, as didn't the voting statistics at the end reveal that ... Jedward got more votes than her? The only time the lowest act didn't go in the Bottom 2 was when they saved Olly Murs.

There's rumours Wagner is going to be doing 'I'm Too Sexy' as next week is Guilty Pleasures. If he does that, they should just call the competition off.

Especially when you think both Laura and Ruth were eliminated and Eoghan Quigg made the final.

There's always a woman who goes early on, despite having talent and appearing a potential winner. Laura White, Lucie Jones, even Ruth Lorenzo struggled. Rebecca is going to be that person this year, sadly. She's great but there's nothing about her that makes me want to pick up the phone for her.

He's dating Tesco Mary. I think he'll survive long enough to go on the tour. That's what Simon will want. As the next two weeks are also double eliminations. He's going to outstay Belle Amie, Diva Fever, Katie, Paije, John (sadly) and probably Rebecca.

Being Nigerian and all, I'm surprised he didn't just ask for bank details and other information.

"A picture of him in swimming trunks holding the big cat's tail on a beach was used to promote windows and conservatories firm he used to run in Netherton near Dudley in the 1990s." Who wouldn't want a conservatory installed by a man as awesome as that!?

Or because nobody went to your gigs? Because judging by your posts it wouldn't exactly be laugh a minute.

But Wagner was fucking glorious in the group song. He looked like he was having so much fun doing his embarrasing Dad dancing. Also the best tweet I saw was saying that Diva Fever are a shit Jedward.

Nicolo was a PR disaster waiting to happen. His Twitter is brilliant. "Cheryl receiving death "threats" over Gamu... that's kind of lame. I would have gone for hydrogen bombs or at least a zombie fanfare " "Well, Jesus left the scene pretty early too "

Out of all the shows I tried recording, I think only The Defenders and Hawaii 5-0 are going to last. Survivor is horribly dull, and the Amazing Race isn't that amazing.