Numbahs

No. This is a legitimate award show.

Dear John - ** out of *****

Nelson will destroy Struve...

That's cool. It is a character-driven movie. The only story to speak of, is that everyone is trying to stay alive for thirty(?) days so that they can head home...

I don't understand anyone's hate of Avatar. Split, what didn't you "get" about The Hurt Locker? I'm just curious...

Wow. I'm sorry...

Best picture "Avatar" "The Hurt Locker" "Precious: Based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire" "Up in the Air" "Inglourious Basterds" "Up" "The Blind Side" "District 9" "An Education" "A Serious Man" Actor George Clooney, "Up in the Air" Jeff Bridges, "Crazy Heart" Colin Firth, "A Single Man" Morgan Freeman, "Invictus" Jeremy Renner, "The Hurt Locker" Actress Meryl Streep, "Julie & Julia" Sandra Bullock, "The Blind Side" Gabourey Sidibe, "Precious: Based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire" Helen Mirren, "The Last Station" Carey Mulligan, "An Education" Supporting actor Matt Damon, "Invictus" Woody Harrelson, "The Messenger" Christopher Plummer, "The Last Station" Stanley Tucci, "The Lovely Bones" Christoph Waltz, "Inglourious Basterds" Supporting actress Vera Farmiga, "Up in the Air" Mo'Nique, "Precious" Anna Kendrick, "Up in the Air" Penelope Cruz, "Nine" Maggie Gyllenhaal, "Crazy Heart" Director Quentin Tarantino, "Inglourious Basterds" Kathryn Bigelow, "The Hurt Locker" James Cameron, "Avatar" Lee Daniels, "Precious: Based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire" Jason Reitman, "Up in the Air" Animated feature "Up" "Coraline" "Fantastic Mr. Fox" "The Princess and the Frog" "The Secret of Kells" Original screenplay "The Hurt Locker" "Inglourious Basterds" "The Messenger" "A Serious Man" "Up" Adapted screenplay "District 9" "An Education" "In the Loop" "Precious" "Up in the Air" Those are the big ones...

Let's see if I can win the short month. I ended on a three win streak... @N_Scholer

No haikus, sorry... Daybreakers - * out of ***** The Messenger - *** out of *****

NO.

Taking Woodstock - ** out of ***** Ang Lee's direction Always great, never falters Blame the boring script

Isn't it though?

I'm complex. Like this...

Because Anne Hathaway turned it down... Couples Retreat - ** out of ***** Comedy is fun Full of love, life, happy times None of the above

I disagree about Knocked Up. It shows women as grounded individuals. The main plot and subplot are both functions of this with opposing results in their given relationships.

Edge Of Darkness - ** out of ***** We telegraph plot In every word exchange In case you slumber The Book Of Eli - ** out of ***** Kunis sets the tone Style over substance rules Good ending wasted

They've said she is a cool person to be around and didn't have a bad experience working with her. She badmouthed Knocked Up, saying that it portrayed it's female characters as humorless shrews.

To stop myself from spending all night on a review, I'll tackle criticism in a different way. Haiku... Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans - ** out of ***** Nic Cage, drug zombie Overact to save the film 'Til the break of dawn Departures - **** out of ***** Slow, heart string tugger Will be a bore to some folk Others will praise it

It's really easy...but still fun.

The Informant - *** out of *****

Occasionally my girlfriend and I give each other a "What!?! No!" delivered in the Wahlberg style. Thanks Marky...

I saw it today. I'd be embarrassed if I had anything to do with this movie. I expect more from anything that receives studio financing...

The Fourth Kind - * out of ***** Avatar - **** out of *****

The Tooth Fairy - ** out of *****