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Richie Incognito re-signed with the Bills for too much. Better than going back to the turnstiles and pylons they've had in recent years though.

They added another Francophone, which is all that matters to a large portion of stupid Montreal fans. Fuck winning, it's more important to speak French!

Kimbo and Dada both need a treadmill in their lives. That was pathetic. Big John looked annoyed just being the middle of it.

Living off that Skittles money. Gronk has done pretty much the same thing.

My first thought was "thank fuck," then immediately realized Buffalo loves reclamation projects.

Bills hire the first full-time female coach. It can't hurt, the return game was the drizzling shits this season.

John Scott will be the captain of the Pacific Division team at the all star game. Everyone can extinguish their torches and pack away their pitchforks now.

Modern sports reporters seem to define "ever" as "within the last five years", so it's no surprising they missed that.

The Bills have apparently hired Rob Ryan. Fuck.

From MMQB: Records of starting quarterbacks at Browns Stadium, 2004-2015 (min. five starts) Derek Anderson: 10-7 Ben Roethlisberger: 9-2 Joe Flacco: 6-1 Colt McCoy: 4-8 Brandon Weeden: 4-7 Carson Palmer: 4-3 Brian Hoyer: 4-3 Charlie Frye: 3-8 Jeff Garcia: 3-3 Andy Dalton: 3-2 Trent Dilfer: 3-2 Brady Quinn: 1-5 That's fucking brutal.

I picked Jordy Nelson in the first round. Yeah.

I'm astonished I have 7 wins, all things considered.

Bills win and Pats lose, this is a great day. No, I don't care it didn't happen in the same game.

Bills win and I missed it because of a power outage.

Chances are good EJ Manual gets cut as well. So there's that.

As a WR or QB?

Anderson Aldo?

There needs to be some sort of accountability for this fucking godawful officiating. Chris Hogan catches a pass, takes two or three steps and gets tackled - incomplete. Fuck off.

I wish the Bills could play Miami every week.

It gets better. Ken Shamrock vs Royce Gracie in February. And Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000.

Fedor vs Tsuyoshi Kohsaka on NYE. TK hasn't fought since 2006.

He's going to be signing autographs at Dave & Busters with a bunch of other guys, not fighting. He should come out of it relatively unscathed.