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Agreed, Montreal vs New York would be sweet in the next round.

UFC sues the shit out of a pirate. What the fuck kind of idiot not only brags about pirating shit, but sets up a PayPal account to fund his activities? This particular basement-dwelller does, apparently.

Tortorella in Toronto would be incredible.

The NFL Draft is so over you, damshow. Why did they push the date back so late, though? The wait feels like forever as it is. Radio City Music Hall was booked for the regular week. Must be a hell of a show to bump the NFL out of the building.

Buffalo traded a sixth rounder to Tampa (Bay) for Mike Williams, because they didn't have enough Williamses on the team before.

DeSean Jackson is a Redskin, three years, no money disclosed yet.

Ralph Wilson has died. He was 95.

I never really paid much attention to Houston, so can anyone explain what happened to Schaub in Houston? It seemed like his was doing well there for a while, then he just fell off the cliff. I assume it was injuries?

Sorry. I wish him well in his future endeavors.

He was kicked off his college team, joined another and got drafted into the NFL. There's his second and third chances used up. Fuck him.

Doesn't he also "take the top off defenses" because he can "score from anywhere"?

For a pack of bubble gum? Nah, they'll be able to get something. They're basically leveraging the Browns and Raiders to outbid each other. In that case Houston's going to make out like thieves.

Jim Irsay has been arrested for DUI and drug possession.

I think they're looking at Brandon LeFell. Better than nothing.

As per rotoworld: Broncos agreed to terms with WR Emmanuel Sanders, formerly of the Steelers. Patriots signed WR Brandon LaFell to a three-year, $11 million contract. Giants signed CB Walter Thurmond III, formerly of the Seahawks, to a one-year, $3.5 million contract. Giants signed S/KR Quintin Demps, formerly of the Chiefs.

Julius Peppers to Green Bay, 3 years $30M.

For sure. Their problems are more related to being in a small market with a cheapskate old boy's club running the show behind the scenes. Usually we get depth guys for starter money (Chris Williams this year) or good starters for all the money (Mario Williams). Edit: They might have gone 8-8 last year if not for fucking near everyone being injured in the secondary early in the season. Justin Rogers shouldn't be a starter in the CFL, much less in the NFL.

Brandon Spikes to the Bills. A good player signs in Buffalo, wtf?

Michael Oher to Tennessee, 4 years $20M, as per rotoworld.

Apparently Cortland Finnegan's deal with Miami is for $11M over two years. Wasn't he the drizzling shits in St. Louis?

Bills re-signed Scott Chandler. I'm somewhere between 'meh' and 'ugh' on the excitement scale.

The ultimate Buddy Ryan defense, blitz all eleven guys and hope for the best.

Denver's not fucking around this year.

I'm just glad the whole situation is over. I think everyone knew from last year that Byrd was gone as soon as the opportunity presented itself. Hopefully Aaron Williams continues to progress and they get someone other than Da'Norris Searcy to start opposite him. They've just added Chris Williams from St. Louis for $13.5M over four years. Pretty much anyone is an upgrade over Doug Legursky, but that seems like big money for someone the Rams didn't even make an offer to.

Byrd to the Saints, 6 years $54M, $28M guaranteed. At least Buffalo doesn't have to "negotiate" with Eugene Parker anymore. They can proceed to let all the good players sign with real teams and pick over what's left.