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Schlitzbrille

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  1. So without spoilers, was Raw worth checking out from last night?

  2. It's impressive that Monsters Inc. has a huge variety of monster body types but gets by with only one uniform type of toilet.

  3. My god the new Simpsons episodes are devoid of anything remotely funny. How much longer is it going to go? Still better than the Seth MacFarlane monopoly.

  4. Taz being the "Human Suplex Machine" always bugged me, as it implies the existence of an *actual* Suplex Machine.

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Curse you for calling me out on my egregious spelling error. You have earned yourself a box of cookies.

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  5. Taz being the "Human Suplex Machine" always bugged me, as it implies the existence of an *actual* Suplex Machine.

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Dear God, Suplexbox needs to handle our foreign policy. He'd get shit done in a hurry.

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  6. So I need a job. Anybody?

  7. Headed up to MetLife Stadium for WrestleMania!

  8. That feel when you realize that your favorite TV shows consist primarily of shows intended for pre-schoolers.

  9. I shoulda put on a tinfoil hat before logging onto Facebook today.

  10. Ron Simmons as a Blaxploitation character...what would his name be?

  11. I've been walking for miles inside this pit of danger. How do I get out?

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Use basketballs. They don't hold grudges, after all.

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  12. What country is the most satisfying to punch in the face?

  13. Vladimeir Koslov for double E double E championship

  14. Just like to say, Cubs are last in the league, laugh at me now, twats :(

  15. What are some of The Undertaker's most unremarkable matches?

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Well....there was the Punjabi Prision, which was only remarkable because he was taken out of the match.

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  16. What are some of The Undertaker's most unremarkable matches?

  17. What are some of The Undertaker's most unremarkable matches?

  18. This is a status update. This is a follow-up to my initial statement. This is the third sentence in this status. Panties.

  19. I don't know how my wrestling news site of choice knows I'm into Asian women, and quite frankly, I don't want to know how either.

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