Dogbert

The song itself is ironic. Not sure that's how she intended it (likely not), but it's there.

If we're trading Halladay, the best thing to do would be to ask prospective traders to take Wells too. The return would diminish, but it's our best chance to unload Wells' contract.

George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Richard Pryor, Steven Wright, Bob Newhart, Redd Foxx... all fine comedians right there. I don't mind Dane Cook either. Also, call me crazy, but I like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Ron White's a bit hit-or-miss, but I think Larry the Cable Guy could be really funny if he wouldn't use that cacthphrase every two minutes, and both Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall are very good at what they do, especially Bill's "Here's Your Sign" bits.

What's everyone think of Luongo to Vancouver? I think that it's a terrific upgrade, but not the one they needed to address urgently.

I have Crosby fourth. 1) Ovechkin (and it isn't even close) 2) Phaneuf 3) Lundqvist 4) Crosby 5) Svatos

Oh yeah, like how they handed them the last four wins. No, wait, that was Calgary, who got a free pass for all the hooking and holding they did. I mean, really. They hold the stick so often that Paris Hilton is getting jealous.

What a fucking ripoff. The refs handed the Canucks the win. As usual.

The Flames are in Van tonight to take on the hated Canucks. I'll not predict a score, but I will say that the majority of the Canuck players will spend their ice time either diving or cheapshotting Flames from behind, like they do every time we play them.

Excellent game from the Flames last night. I've been saying that this kind of energy was gonna get us some bounces eventually, and last night, it did.

That was actually Robert Edwards, Anthony Thomas was also Offensive Rookie of the Year, but it was for the Chicago Bears, and I agree with you he was really really good that year. He came back but was NOWHERE near what he once was.

BRYAN MARCHMENT? ... shit.

Oh yeah. I watched Cam Ward in the WHL. It was obvious even then how good he was. The Flames have themselves a field day tonight. 3-1 win, shoulda been 6 or 7 goals if it wasn't for Marc Denis.

3-2 Habs. Perezhogin with a nice one.

All three of my teams played like shit. What are the odds?

Why not? Hossa sucks. He'll score a goal per game for you... when he feels like showing up. That doesn't happen often.

The Atlanta Braves... hell yeah!

I've only cried over two sporting events. 1) My HS football team's loss in the city semifinals last year. I was a senior then, and it was my last game. I believe that playing HS football changed my life in a way that nothing else has: ending that experience was too hard not to cry. 2) The Expos' last home game. I'd been a fan since I was four years old, and it was horrible when I finally realized, after the last out, that the team wasn't going to be saved anymore.

Apparently, the guy who was being chopped at (Dan Tice) is a notorious cheap-shot artist who'd already knocked another player cold in that game with a sucker-punch. If that's true, you gotta feel less sympathy for him.