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  1. Matticus

    Whats The Difference between a Broad bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay £200 for a broad bean on my face.

    1. EddieG

      EddieG

      You too watched Jimmy Carr's new special on Netflix.

  2. Matticus

    Happy Stone Cold Steve Austin Day. Stomp a mud hole or sumfin

    1. RoHitman Reigns

      RoHitman Reigns

      Dont forget no matter where in the world you are, it is also the official Stone Cold Month since even across the pond month to year the whole month is 3/16

    2. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      MAH GAWD KANG! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

  3. Matticus

    who knew that the best thing when you can't sleep is to get into a twitter arguement with a racist Roseanne Barr....

  4. Matticus

    THE BEST

     

  5. Matticus

    "Yeah, well I'll stop being nasty when you just let me have a bit of fun, you...yoghurt-cock."

  6. Matticus

    So I accidently adopted a Gibbon called Paul whilst I was drunk on my birthday?!

    1. jrhodes

      jrhodes

      Sounds like the beginning of a Dave Gorman book.

  7. Matticus

    so many dweebs

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      and too many limes

    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      And not enough Rum

  8. Matticus

    ROSES R RED VIOLETS R BLUE, TONY HAWKS PRO SKATER 2

    1. Benji

      Benji

      KICKFLIPS R AWESOME, MADONNAS ARE HOT, THAT IS SOMETHING WHICH OLLIES ARE NOT

    2. Benji

      Benji

      XCEPT OUR OLLIE WHO IS

  9. Matticus

    I'm not a gynaecologist, but I'll have a look.

  10. Matticus

    Im calling out EWB. I challenge any of you to a NICHOLAS CAGE MATCH

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Killing me won't bring back your God damn honey! NO! NOT THE BEES! MY EYES! MY EYES! AGHGGGAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

  11. Matticus

    If you invite me to a party please make sure you have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with

    1. HC

      HC

      Will you settle for a goldfish?

  12. Matticus

    My new favourite gimmick idea. Hugo Bossman - If the Bossman didn't pass away, he could of been a fashionista.

    1. Chris2K

      Chris2K

      Wait, who's this coming down to save Bossman? It's RALPHUS LAUREN.

  13. Matticus

    join my spotify soundrop room for good music. chatter optional. http://open.soundrop.fm/s/VsLGjvZQuUjh5Gba

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