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probablyoliver

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  1. sleep with one eye open shitbag.

  2. i'm going to slit your throat and rape your mother.

  3. choke on my cock, cuntrag.

  4. you're right; KTP is a great name. Consider it stol'd.

  5. Do you remember out hairdo's in the early seventies, because I sure as hell don't? This crazy bastard slipped a whole pharmacy in my drink, and so I remember nothing from '68 to '77. I reckon that explains why I never quite got 'Summer of '69'

  6. LBTN was my first, second, third and fifth love. Fourth was Edwardo Wardo Ringo, a clone of LBTN from 17th Century Spain.

  7. I get a lot of people ask me, "hey, you know God-Awful; what's he like in the sack?" and you know what I say to them? I say "fuck you kyke nigger. I ain't no damn two-bit faggot whore."

    but what i'm thinking is "damn i wish i knew."

  8. the only thing more terrifying than Starship Troopers was watching it with this mad sum'bitch. I shat myself.

  9. I single handly brought Turbonegro back to EWB. oh ra!

  10. I knew a man called LBTN once, I just don't like to talk about it.

  11. If one more person tells me baby got back, I'm going to put a bullet thru their skull.

    But if anyone wants to tell me LBTN got back; well hot damn, I'll buy them a drink.

  12. 3 stars is where it's at, boyo.

  13. "I'm gon' sell my foot to your ass, mean gene!"

    best Miller moment. ever.

  14. who is your daddy, and what does he do?

  15. for a dude who doesn't post nearly enough; he's fucking A. good mind for wrestling, and seems like a great guy too.

    post more, k?

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