probablyoliver

Thanks to everyone (re: no one) for choosing my new name. Fuck it, let's just thank me.

needs a new name. recommend away, children.

you can't rap my friend, you're white and you're from fulham.

I'll get my robe and wizards hat.

would like to take this moment to pimp out my diary. because i can, mainly.

I'm calling Dick Whitman on this.

can't help but feel his idea for a BBC show following populist documentary maker Louis Theroux as he trips balls on acid called 'Theroux the Looking Glass' could be the hit of the season.

are the TEW05 real world updates any good or not?

Mr. X is the worst thing to happen to the human race. Worse than aids.

spoiler: Kaney will try and ultimately fail at banning me. Also at Left 4 Dead 2.

Skrtle's been playing poorly for Slovakia. I can't wait for him to evolve into Wrtrtle.

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze

It's fucking mental.

Oh. My. God. That was the most wonderful 8 seconds ever.

I'm pretty sure Pete's my favourite character. Especially his home life and the affair with Peggy. The quote I had in my Mad Men signature with Pete describing his ideal hunting day may be the most wonderful monologue in the entire show. It's just one of those shows where despite the fact nothing happens, the characters are just completely flawless. I can't think of a single wea...

I'm only at the start of season 2 as far as Mad Men is concerned. Don's sleeping with Jimmy Barrett's wife, Paul's gone all beardy and badass, Peggy's crushing on a priest and Pete is still teetering between "awesome badass" and "massive bastard". Honestly, this show is amazing.

I remember back in college, me and LBTN started a band to get some pussy in. Turns out this motherfucker was the best guitarist in the world, and he didn't even know. We ended up playing a few arena shows, but it all went downhill after we enlisted Midge Ure. He just couldn't take the wild parties.

It's got the body of a spider, but it's actually a baby!

I'm pretty sure he's still about under the name 'Lord Nibbler' or something. I can only hope one day someone changes their name to "Ollie B..." and you tell them how much you miss me. >_>

if you keep boycotting me, i'll send you simpsons porn. just ask ellis.

why you look on profile? you retarded!

I'll walk on you. Throw on some stilettos and we'll have a house party. Yes siree.

WUTS UP

WUTS UP

YOU! YOU ARE NOT ME!