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Special thanks to @Srarli Lloyd.  She knows why.

Have a good night and a better '14, EWB.

Now Deborah Kerr, there's a looker!

We're halfway to the goal. Seven spots open for EWB Fantasy Baseball:

EWB Fantasy Baseball '13 is looking for warm bodies! Sign up, peeps!

Happy 30th to Plankton, who wrote the only diary series I've read front-to-back multiple times. Give the Intergalactic Wrestling Federation a read:

There are some kinks to work out, but I'm diggin' Yoob Six.

Heya, peeps. You know what this whole host thing means, right? EWB VI! Take this opportunity to start practicing your best Warrior or Hogan!

For those of you who aren't familiar with what Kliq's announcement means, let's just say we've been through this before. Stay cool and keep your eyes peeled. This is not the end of EWB.

Punky Bruster, you say?

TORCHLIGHT 2, I CANNOT QUIT YOU!

If you're going to robocall me, at least have the common courtesy to license the voice of Glados or, hell, Kelly LeBrock.

Huh. Whaddya know? The PES '13 demo wasn't half bad.

Today, I've learned quite a bit concerning laws for gas stations in Georgia. This is a level of detail I originally thought reserved for college math professors and people who get mad when the red sock is too close to the orange sock.

Have a good one, amigo.

Oh, great googly moogly, I just noticed your CoH sig. Bless you, lady-named man. Bless you.

Somehow survived the LAN with a functional liver and clicking finger.

Okay, I'm about to embark on a three-day LAN binge. First time I've gotten permi...I mean had the tim..well, gotten permission to roll a LAN in YEARS. Should I not return, know I went out how I always wanted. Killing fake monsters and insulting my friends. You mongrels. >_>

/checks score between his fantasy baseball team and Srar's

I can never seem to figure out a decent member title. Fortunately, Ellis has already done the work for me.

Working while sick sucks. To try and pass the next nine hours, I will try to finally determine which spinebuster is better: Ron Simmons or Arn Anderson.

Well, I would Souzack Ryder, but I don't think there much of a case. Perhaps if I consulted with David Midgetunga.

I pass the time in some inane ways. Right now, I'm attempting to figure out the goofiest way to tell someone which song I'm listening to. "The Guy Who Played The Bloodsucker's No Longer Living!"..."Dude's Name Rhymed With Stella...Yeah, He Kicked It"..."Hell Yah, Sindragosa's Dead!"

Sometimes EWB threads run together in my head. Such as currently, where GoGo Yunkasaurus is, like, y'know...slitting goat's throats with a meteor hammer.

My pick for eatery of 2011 is Del Taco......what?