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Perhaps the MLS? He's having problems but I still feel he could make an impact somewhere. A move to Everton would do him wonders, Moyes is getting the best out of Saha, even if Saha is fragile. Owen/Saha would be awesome, or Owen supported by someone like Cahill.

Treasure it, honestly, he gave off one or two smiles when we won 5-2 in the Play-Off Final to get back into League One.

Wade Elliott. AFC Bournemouth legend. Speaking of AFC Bournemouth, myself and many friends will be having a laugh knowing Sean O'Driscoll of all people will be taking his team to St. James Park. I bet that ugly, unhappy bastard would not even bat an eyelid or smile should he beat that bunch of Geordie wankers!

Oh dear, did anyone see Sky Sports played Tazz's music whilst showing Shearer at Half-Time? The irony is Tazz's tagline was 'survive if I let you' Good god, I am going to celebrate like crazy when Newcastle dissappear down to the Championship.

I want Burnley to come up, the legend that is Wade Elliott deserves football at the highest level.

I personally hope United get a load of pub players to play against Hull as it would probably ensure Newcastle go down and that, well that will be one of the best moments of the Premiership season for me.

Play Rooney in goal, I'm sure he could resist the urge for 90 minutes to climb on the posts and swing backwards and forwards on the bar.

He could play for AFC Bournemouth if he wanted. Nice Weather, but we could only pay him in unlimited Bovril, Cheeseburgers and ice cream fresh from the stand at the seafront. It's what persuaded Sicknote. Adam, yeah, I think we deserve a bit of support, you also have an old defender of ours, as well as an old midfielder. Off the top of my head, you have O'Connor, Spicer, Hayter, Mills, Stock, and that's just the players!

Torquay will be a brilliant trip, only about an hour. Good stuff.

I'd not trust Boro to even get through the 90 minutes the state they are in.

So ... I wonder what Hell is like now its frozen over?

So, that's where those paid back expenses are going ...

IS THAT MICHAEL PHELPS SLIDING ACROSS THAT THING?! This is royally stupid.

I saw a video of that Lafferty incident. So bad, so disgraceful, yet so bloody entertaining.

I'm sure its been seen, but that is just incredibly fantastic. He may not be able to score, but that is just a celebration out of the top draw, right Andy? "Tek a boo sun."

Really, I don't think anyone knows any specific rules, they all change without much notice, like the 6 second rule for Goalkeepers. Where did that go? The same way as Leeds United (thank god), out of fucking sight.

I'm an AFC Bournemouth fan and I am delighted at what we did, I am sure most English footie fans are aware of what we have been through, so to still be in the league is remarkable. In fact, the fact we are still alive as a club is something. Roll on 2009/2010.

I fucking love being a Liverpool fan. I don't know whether to be gutted or proud. I think I'm both.

*looks at clock* They are 30 minutes early, lol. I can't quite believe this. It came out of nowhere.