Thomas

I'ev only just switched it on, but I'd have sex with the Macedonia woman, and the stretchy woman in the background.

Ok, if it's not broke and you decide to fix it, don't make it much worse.

Who are Scooch?

Yeah... it is.

I really like the new Newcastle kit. Looks cool.

Unneccessary.

So they ruined the Premiership badge, and now they're ruining the numbers too, if my unofficial source of excellence is to be believed.

Damn, my unofficial source of excellence failed.

I've winced about 5 times watching Paletta play his 2 or 3 games this season, some of the defensive positions he takes up are atrocious.

My unofficial source of excellence.

The blue/white kit is the Spurs HOME kit for next season. Nice .

four kits? the one on the left must be a joke one. and lol ghaly.

I had to play the same team 4 times in 6 once. Never three in a row though.

Interesting, didn't know about that. Was at Everton for 11 seasons and it never happened . The clear out has begun with my team. I've managed to keep hold of my brilliant prospect though. All the big Turkish clubs want him, but he's unambitious and doesn't have an agent, so resigned for me ('club of his dreams') instead of accepting the 1.6m offer that was accepted over my head. Sold Kaylon Bora (defender) for £1m, I'm hoping that'll keep the banks off my back. They've slashed my wage budget from £35k to £19k, and I'm on about £27k, so they'll probably sack me for that at some point . edit: Oh yeah, Priskin didn't come either. He was due to come on July 1st but just didn't. I went to see what was up, approached to sign, and they then told me that my team was only allowed foreigners from a certain nationality. Like Macedonia. Gay.

Following on from my previous post... I've been in charge for 13 league games, and things have not gone well. Just can't get anybody on goalscoring form. I've got Tamas Priskin coming on a free at the end of the season, but it might be too late by then. My record so far is: P13 W1 D5 L7 F12 A18. And the league table looks like this: Not too pretty. 10 games to go, 12 points off safety. Kayserispor have been about 15 unbeaten so are making a decent challenge. They've bought in some shit players though. I have a couple of my old boys coming in the summer on frees. And bought one in January for 70k. I made a few sales in January too, about 300k on 3/4 players. Hasn't helped the situation much though, despite the chairman pumping in 500k, I've still lost money since joining the club. All the clubs seem to beat each other, and I can't beat any of them, so I'm just getting further and further into the mire . I've decided I'll need at least 6 wins from the final ten games. They include Kayersipor away, Galatasaray away and Besiktas away. Not to mention I'm 8 without a win. Gayness.

Clearly I am better than you all. Clearly

And you should count as a rat for the purposes of extinction. Funny how these things work. My life is definitely worth more than yours. So unlucky.

And you should count as a rat for the purposes of extinction. Funny how these things work.

That should count as suicide.

There's been more flair and creativity (in a general sense) in the Premiership this season than any other.

If anyone wants any shits n giggles, the women's FA Cup Final is on BBC1. It's pretty funny.

I'm finding it absolutely hilarious that some Newcastle fans don't want Allardyce. They're pretty close to being real life spastics.