Thomas

Too many people strolling about. Too narrow. And I'm glad I'm not the only one who knows how good David James is. I remember when I used to get slaughtered for saying he's good.

Everton have completed their fourth signing of the summer, drafting in experienced German goalkeeper Stefan Wessels. The 28-year-old keeper arrives at Goodison on a free after leaving FC Cologne. evertonfc.com woo

Nay sure, can't remember. But a free kick for dissent is definitely indirect.

So it's an indirect free kick then. The hand signal from Rob Styles was to indicate an indirect free kick. He just still had the card in his hand!

The only thing that can save him was if it was an indirect free kick, since he'd then be supposed to raise his arm like that (he could say he forgot the card was in his hand or whatever). I can't remember what the foul was though, so.... was it?

I left Micah Richards out of my team. Whoop.

Damn. I also watched the game live and didn't think we deserved to go a goal down before half time, but we did, and we never looked good enough after that. I'm excited by the prospect of Fernandes and Yakubu arriving though, we've got a very good base to build off and I think this squad should get us into a good position (6th/7th) and no worse by January. So good times.

God these videos have such SHIT music. Roy Keane should have been banned from all sorts of football after that Haaland tackle. It's the only punishment that would've been fit. The best thing to do is nip. Just nip the shit out of people. Ian Wright used to do it and win.

Everton, Man City and Newcastle aren't having a major injury crisis. When Spurs get a few key players back, we'll be just as good as they've been if not better.

Because most people don't want a Thomas to occur.

Why would anyone rape a bum when they can rape a snatch...

She's really ugly and makes shit music.

Leighton Baines is a key player in the Everton squad.

Baines is a proven premiership left back. Bale has not played in the Premiership. They are three key members of our squad. Fernandes looks like he'll complete his deal this evening and might even be in the squad tomorrow, and it also looks like Yakubu is on his way too. ALL HAIL MOYES.

Everton, Man City and Newcastle aren't having a major injury crisis. When Spurs get a few key players back, we'll be just as good as they've been if not better.

I've decided to join so I'll probably win.

£6 million bid accepted for Fernandes I heard off various sites. Surprising since I heard other clubs had bids of £8 and £10 million turned down. He's fantastic though, so hopefully it comes to fruition. Then big Yak after that, since we only have two fit strikers.

Tottenham 0 - 2 Everton. Johnson and Stubbs.

It's gay.

Is that the Brum first choice goalkeeper?