Cheeky Hughes

Its alright lads, we won the group.

3-2, RAHEEEEEEEEEEM YOU BEAUTIFUL CUNT And Bony makes it 4!

2-2, Sterling. Juve are losing. Very interesting last 10 minutes now.

Oh fuck right off defenders. Lucky deflection but shite defending again.

1-1, jammy twats.

1-0 City. Sterling backheels it through three defenders, Silva runs through and smashes it in to the roof of the net. Who needs strikers.

He did a decent job at City on an emergency loan a few years ago. Always had a soft spot for him because of that. 32 is too bloody young.

https://i.imgur.com/EKBE1tT.jpg Not a Cesaro Section but it'll do...

RAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM! Justice after we should have had a penalty a minute before. FERNANDINHO MAKES IT TWO! WE'RE GOING THROUGH!

A goal and two assists for Iheanacho tonight. I'd be annoyed if he wasn't given a start at the weekend now. And Manu Garcia scored too!

Sevilla and Juventus booed the anthem too but never mind them right?

Aguero and Silva both injured on international duty. What a load of bollocks.

Every hour of every day, Summers is in hattrick mode.

We at the Dragons are more than willing to apologise to eachother. Sorry Jimmy.

Fucking hell Caicedo is a 79? He was shite at City.

Best I've packed are Leno, Eriksen and Mangala. Sold the first two, trying to create a North West hybrid.

Sod it. I'm staying away, this is just stupid.

Well we're doing our best without billionaire takeovers and being given stadiums. Also, come on. It's bad enough when Arsenal fans use "Spuds" but from anyone else it just sounds silly. It'll silly when billionaire takeover and that filthy filthy Arab money is the go to point for fans of other clubs, but here we are.

Let him have it, it's been a while since Spuds had their moment in the sun.

I for one was watching and saying "fuck me, we're not bad at this Division 1 lark" I'm sure there was a survey banded about last year which mentioned City having the most local fans of the bigger Prem clubs but I can't be arsed finding it. Linesman's ruined this game. Fuck off Spuds.

TOTTENHAM IN ACTUALLY BEING CALLED OFFSIDE SHOCKER

Does any team have chants against City that aren't "Where were you when you were shit?"

Oh would you look at that, ANOTHER Spurs offside goal! But lets talk about how great Kane is. Fuck off.

Willy Caballero is probably the worst keeper City have had in over a decade. Toure's off injured. All we need now is an Aguero injury and we have bingo.