Cheeky Hughes

Ah well. 1-0. Toure deflected shot, Myhill left standing.

West Brom fans booing Sterling, unsure as to why.

Last time I lost my opening day acca, City won the league.

I got Bergkamp and Lallana. What a pair of nobodies.

The commentator kept mentioning that it was the national team, and there wasn't an XI in the team name. I wonder if the Vietnam players get capped for it.

City just beat Vietnam 8-1 in a friendly. Two each for Sterling, Kolarov and Silva, and a goal each for Lopes and Pozo. Since when was playing countries in pre-season a thing?

Aguero is set to miss the first game of the season. Bony has malaria or something, Dzeko and Jovetic are getting turfed out. It's looking like either Iheanacho or Sterling will be making their debut up front against West Brom. Wahey!

But then again, who is?

I thought Abide With Me would be an alright one.

God Save the Queen is a shite anthem.

... you don't want KDB? Quite the opposite! I always thought when agents told their players to keep quiet, it meant that something was close to happening. But Dzeko can fuck right off.

KDB is now refusing to comment on anything City related it seems. Hopefully that's a good sign, unlike when Dzeko advised him to stay at Wolfsburg. Dzeko can fuck right off.

He's going to wear #18 apparently, last held by the likes of Danny Mills, Gareth Barry and "City Legend" Frank Lampard.

Wheyyyyyyy

He could always go for that full Adebayor heat and run the full length of the City pitch to celebrate in front of the Villa fans.

Swap Lescott for Adam Johnson and you have yourself a decent list of players who fit that description. Rodwell was always injured, Micah was unfortunate to get injured at the same time when Zaba decided he was really fucking good, Johnson was alright but the less said about him now the better I guess, Lescott was one half of the pairing the won the league a few years back and Sinclair couldn't get games at West Brom when we sent him off so it's hardly just a City thing there. SWP the second time around wasn't very good but it was a nostalgia run so fuck it.

This transfer window is a bit shit.

Starting to install Viva Pinata and Battleblock Theater!

Guess there's no shame in going out to the eventual champions, as much as I dislike Barcelona.

Wembley is overrated. And overpriced. And the escalators don't work.

Apparently the odds have shortened for Patrick Vieira to take the Newcastle job. They can fuck right off.

Bollocks, we all know bribery is to blame.

Post season friendly! City just beat Toronto 1-0. Loads of chances for either side (I think the Toronto keeper saved one with his face from point blank range) but academy lad George Evans blasted one in from 30 yards. I like the idea of post season friendlies.

LET'S ALL DO THE LEGIA WARSAW LET'S ALL DO THE LEGIA WARSAW NA NAAA NAAA NA NA NAAA NAAA NA

I bloody love the Europa League. Much better variety of teams you end up facing. The night we got knocked out by Sporting Lisbon was one of the best games I've seen live. Joe Hart hit the post in the 93rd minute!