Cheeky Hughes

And I thought I was the shit poster here :/

Aguero finishes with the Golden Boot and Hart (I think) finishes with the Golden Gloves. Silver linings I guess.

2-0 to City now. Headed in from a yard out by Sergio Aguero, who isn't good enough to lace Kane and Costa's boots.

Bloody disgraceful conspiracy against City :/ Not to mention the Sergio Aguero, top scorer in the PL, not getting in the team of the year. Those awards are a load of bollocks anyways.

We will give you Stevan Jovetic and a packet of haribos if it sweetens the deal

Won the CL five times in a row with Southampton, and I get to keep the trophy! Thinking of cashing in on a couple of the players hitting 30 as I have some decent youth coming through, and Paul Jenkins proved his worth as my test subject.

And Bony wraps it up!

Save of the season there from Joe Hart.

Back in front! Deserved.

Silva makes it 6. Amazing layoff by Bony.

Pleasing.

Will join for a couple as soon as I fix this bloody NAT. Had an update and it's been on Strict ever since.

I know it's now free, you plum. I was just reflecting on how long I managed to last without it. :/

For anyone who's played both: better or worse than Forza Horizon 2?

I've not had FIFA for four months. :/

City won a trophy! The Premier League International Cup, to be exact. Beat Porto 1-0 in the final thanks to an early Iheanacho goal.

My Southampton team is still winning everything heading towards the end of the 2022/23 season, including a possible fifth CL in a row. I'm starting to get a little bored but I can't bring myself to leave my regens! GK: Mattia Perin - Originally bought as back up to Forster, but he's so much better than him. Forster whined and left a couple of seasons later. LB: Petr Vesely ® - Only 23 and possibly the best left back in the world. Bought him from Shakhtar for £14m in 2020. CB: Joris Klein-Holte - Cost £17m from Zenit in 2021, can also play CDM if needed. CB: Karim Rekik - £2.3m from Man City's bench in 2019, battling with club captain Toby Alderweireld for a place in the XI. RB: Dennis Van Der Wal ® - Including add-ons, he's going to cost about £39m from Bayern. Well worth it though, brilliant attacking full back. CM: Jorge Correa - Arrived in 2017 from Sao Paulo for £10m. Never gets much of the plaudits but he's a vital player for the team. CM: Youri Tielemans - Cost me £13.5m from Anderlecht in 2017 after a lengthy tapping up period. Won the Ballon D'or once. Gets injured every other game. CM: Leon Goretzka - Record signing at £40m. The more defensive of the three, the man is a rock. AML: Josh Sims - Academy graduate, 2-time Ballon D'or winner. A bit hit and miss this year however. AMR: Agustin Allione - Bought him for City on last years FM, bought him for the Saints this time in 2015 for a paltry £5m. Does not disappoint, top player. ST: Thierry Ambrose - Arrived as a back-up striker from City for £13m. Realised he was just as prolific as my wonderkid regen Abdi Jelassi, so I sold Jelassi to City for a club record £65m plus add-ons and now Ambrose is pissing goals. Subs: GK: Victor Martinez ® - Bought as back-up to Perin, but he's a bit shit. DL: Para - Bought for £5m in 2015 from Bahia. Top servant to the club until Vesely took his spot. DC: Toby Alderweireld - Club captain, fighting Rekik for his place in the team. This season may be one of his last at Southampton. CDM: Matias Kranevitter - Only plays when I need a CDM, cost £23m from Santos in 2017. CAM: Leon van Den Berg ® - Young attacking midfielder bought on the cheap from Twente. Struggling to make an impact. AMR: Paul Jenkins ® - Academy graduate, often deputising for Allione. Scores some vital goals. ST: Kelechi Iheanacho - Bought from Dinamo Moscow as competition for Ambrose.

He just became the new Everton manager on mine. Even less expected. And Stoke are about to get a new foreign tycoon owner. Apparently there's something about northern Staffordshire that is irresistable to the super-wealthy. Way ahead of you. Stoke have a tycoon on my save, signed up Draxler, Bruno Fernandes, Patrick Roberts, Will Hughes and a shedload of top regens. And it's still taken them 5 years to get within a sniff of CL qualification. There is also an Iranian tycoon eyeing up Rochdale...

I thought they were immortals :/

Are they real or just the current Pro Evo master league squad? Lopes is on loan at Lille, Denayer is with Guidetti at Celtic, Barker, Pozo and Iheanacho were part of the youth team that got trumped in the final by Chelsea. They don't have shit on Minanda and Castolo though.

One of my latest youth team recruits, a 16 year old CB from Radcliffe called Ryan Hughes. He has one star potential at Southampton but god damnit I'm making him captain.

Pellegrini would rather draw 3-3 than win 1-0. Which is probably why he's getting sacked in the next month. I thought the word coming out of City's camp was that Pellegrini is staying another year and the squad will be drastically overhauled instead? I'd rather both happen (new manager and an overhaul), and we scrape a top four finish next year. Vieira has pretty much ruled himself out though, refusing to go to Marseille so he can stay managing our yoof so I don't know who we're gonna go for. It'd be nice to see the likes of Lopes, Denayer, Barker, Pozo and Iheanacho get a bit of a look in with the first team next year.

No it shouldn't. And BBC Sport's app told me that Lamela equalised in the 92nd minute. I'm not sure that happened...

"MANGALA! MANGALA! FOR FUCK SAKE!"

Tidy finish from a counter by Aguero. 1-0