Troy Maskell

I've heard them They're really not what I'd call good. Whatareya is a good song though. And the Parable of Glenn McGrath's haircut Now if you want a novelty act look at my sig Yep Blue's Clues Steve....Indy Rock God

Friday. Ice Cube = Ratings

I finished 502nd in my first freeroll. I was hitting enough pots to stay alive but I just never found a hand. I eventually went all in on Ace-Eight of Diamonds and I did find two pair. Problem was there were three clubs on the table and my opponent got a flush. PartyPoker - TroyMaskell PokerStars- AussieTroy

Let's see. It's not on Fark Yahoo CBS CNN ABC NBC MSNBC or Fox News Someone's news service is talking shit

As long as it's not anything like their cover of One then we're fine If it is. The mail bombs will come out

Looks like I'm muting the Madden tunes for the second year in a row

Look Mr Ed. It's Elijah Wood......with a fucked up haircut. I'd like to add Madison from the Australian IWA as an honourable mention For those that care that's her down below in my sig

Basically it means that but with EP's you get less songs usually 5 or 6 LP's are albums. Like my new EP of Halitosis (Aussie Indy band who I continue to plug mercilessly)

I had the luckiest time on my Partypoker table. First hand I get pocket 8's so I figure "What the hell?" and called. Flop gave me a third 8. So I went "Fuck it. All in" and I found 3 callers but I found a second ten on the river to give me full boat. See ya wouldn't wanna be ya Hand 2. We're down to 7 (And I've got a nice chip lead) I pull Jack/Ace in the hole so naturally I play the hand. The flop came 10-King-Queen. Straight time so I bet to bring every other player all in. 3 takers. Yoink see ya wouldn't wanna be ya. I went onto win. Got $50 too. BONUS! CASH OUT TIME BIYATCH!

SHATNER! SINGING! BEN FOLDS! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!

Strangly erotic. Definate turn-on Oh SHIT! I'm turning into Keith 2.0

Where are these fake money tourneys? And are they free to enter and stuff?

I haven't got ten....I've got six 6. Ch-Check it out - Beastie Boys I'm not a huge huge fan of the Beasties but this song I like and it's grown on me 5. My Band - D12 The song is one I couldn't get out of my head, hence it gets a spot 4. Fingers- Halitosis 3. Backseat - Halitosis 2. Things You Say - Halitosis 1. Envy - Halitosis I'll explain. They're a young Aussie independant band who've just released their first EP. They recently filmed a promotional video and their first music video at my work where I heard them and they're the best thing I've heard in years. They have samples on their site www.halitosis.com.au if anyone cares. But their EP hasn't left my CD player since I got it.

Donatello I am such a fucking nerd

I just want to see the reaction to the *clears throat* "SUPER HAPPY FUN SNOWMAN RAPE SCENE" *coughs*

There is only one cheesy horror flick that can...nay...MUST be reviewed A little number we know as Jack Frost Greatest.Scene.Ever [/comic book guy]

Are we talking about the same Angelina Jolie? The chick from Tomb Raider. She's ugly AND annoying thus Bullet to the Head. Gwen Stefani has never been hot and never will be. Elisha Cuthbert isn't hot in the slightest and again never will be. Carmen I was more laughing at her spot, she's hot but not that high hot. Maybe bottom 25 but not that hot. In answer to you. People like Brittany Murphy (Notice I said I'd hit that two times?) Jessica Alba and Eliza Dushku Different strokes for different folks like you said.

Hmmm toughie to limit it to 10 10. Britney Spears 9. Charlize Theron 8. Tara Reid 7. Victoria 6. SMG 5. Shannon Elizabeth 4. Brittany Murphy 3. Jessica Alba 2. Nicky Whelan (Australian Model who I've actually met in person and is one of the hottest chicks on the planet) 1. Eliza Dushku Think I lead a sheltered live?

If it contains a beheading and napalm attacks then he hasn't got a hope in hell. NC-17 at best.

Who judges this shit? seriously

Meh The Rhein Fire weren't in the World Bowl. So I failed to care

For me it was The Whitlams - Love This City They were one of my favorite bands and they finally got a big record deal and they come out with.....with THIS. I sold it about 3 days after I got it

But you can hear the song without download on her site as well.

I say Get rid of the Spelling Bees. And the Tables Tennis and everything else so we can have THE 24 HOUR POKER CHANNEL! I'd never sleep

Am I the only person who never found her the slightest bit hot?