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Happy birthday if you are still alive.

Happy birthday! You never provided a year so I will speculate that you are 42 and wish you a happy latter day portion of your life as a result.

...what's yours?

...don't post it publically for obvious reasons.

Oooh, zing! I guess you know that because that's why he ate your mom that one time...

He only ate you because he couldn't get his usual order of week old sushi.

Hey, your gmail is a Matt Good reference too? Go Team Matt Good Gmails!

...jesus fuck you guys. You all need girlfriends.

I'm only a slut with one person at a time, and I'm pretty picky, so I don't think it counts

See? Total slut.

Oh snap.

Oh no, he did that the first day...Wait, that's not what you meant is it...

You guys are still together? Crazy. Ruki eats all his girlfriends after the first week.

Eddie! I know you're reading this, stop stalking my girlfriend.

Digrind MkII. That's all I'm saying.

But whoever's buying that ticket? Just so you know, it probably should be one-way >.>